A/N Hello everyone! Sorry for not being active :( I wrote this chapter to make it up! -Admin Kat
*A few hours after Seungbae left*
"Ugh I'm broke now that you're such a pedo and you kept harassing children" Daisuke grumbled.
"It's not my fault children are hot" is what Hisoka tried to say but his mouth was stuffed with Daisuke's s h w i n g.
"Can you guys please stop talking? I'm trying to clean Hisoka's anal glands but he poops so much it's hard to see!" Mineta said, face covered with Hisoka's feces. After a few minutes, the walls were once again coated with "white".
"That was a great round guys" Daisuke sighed "Mineta, get under the bed with the chimera ants like a good boy". Mineta nodded and Hisoka patted his head as he crawled under the bed like how Yoonbum would crawl away from Sangwoo.
"What a pest" Hisoka sneered "No wonder why he's purple".
"Now, now, Hisoka" Daisuke scolded "I just paid your bail so be thankful".
"Ugh be thankful you feel better than Illumi" Hisoka tucked them into bed.
"Be glad you're not sleeping with the bugs underneath the bed you clown".
"Yeah, yeah" Hisoka patted him arm "Let's go to sleep".
*The Next Morning*
Mineta woke up as the ants were in the middle of a ritual to summon season 2 of Ouran High School Host Club.
"Pesky ants" Mineta rubbed his eyes "At least they have tiddies unlike Daisuke". He crawled out of his sleeping space and woke Daisuke up.
"Hey I'm gonna hit it with Nomu today, okay? I'll be back".
"Yeah, yeah just go away" Daisuke mumbled "I have an appointment with Haru all I need this clown man to leave"
Mineta crab walked out the window and went to go bang Nomu as Daisuke and Hisoka peacefully slept safe and sound in the semen covered room.
.*+ Fin! +*.
