creepy things about twilight

ok i thought i would make this story to say some of the creepy things about twilight

some of these i have read

others i came up with

enjoy

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1.  edward is a creeper, he watches you while you sleep

its like santa

2.   edward is a perv, he is over a hundred he fell in love with a 17 year old, its creepy, even if he doesnt age, just imagine it

dont deny it your imagining

3.   jacob falls in love with a newborn baby, is it just me or is that just a bit phedo-ish?  and you know she ages fast its just still

a baby

4.  edward is a stalker, he likes to follow you around when you go shopping, also when your with your freinds

5.   edward makes alice watch your future,  to make sure you dont hang out with a native american dude with abs

6.   edward takes apart your car to make sure you stay away from hot guy with abs,

can we say jelous much?

7.  edward pushes you into a glass table after you get a papercut, even if it was to get away from phsyco vamp, he could have pushed you ino oh i dont know, the sofa on the side?

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ok thats all i can think of right now

if you have more tell me and i throw then in here

thanks for reading my ramblings

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