Chicken Nugget x reader

Mr. John is cancelled...

Narration: the school opened up a new curriculum... as well as a new course. Nugget chemistry.

Mr. John: hey class

Robert: ... you're bald???

Mr. John: yes I cut it off to donate for human wigs

Robert: how did they allow you donate? Your hair's short, your hair was only an inch long

Mr. John: just like your-

Some kid in the back: JAILLL TEACH FOR ONCE

Mr. John: ok. Time for nugget chemistry. These are your textbooks

*hands them out*

Robert: ??? But its just 2 pages long???

Mr. John: um... ok and what do you want me to do about it? This is a new course okay do you think the school staff get paid enough or have the will to live to write a whole textbook?

Robert: damn... I just asked a question. You're actually pretty rude though, next time I'm filming you and posting you on twitter so you're cancelled

Mr. John: haha oKaY well we will do a lab today. Materials are breadcrumbs and oil to deep fry, the instructions for the lab are on the first page of the textbook

Alexis: I cant find the page😪😪😪

Robert: uh- THE TEXTBOOK IS TWO PAGES LONG

Alexis: omg sorry... I only know how to count to one... I skipped kindergarten geez🙄

Some kid in the back: wait this is a chemistry book about nuggets? So you mean this is like a recipe book?

Mr. John: recipe book? RECIPE BOOK? NO it's chemistry TEXTBOOK. Use your brain we do LABS in here with harsh CHEMICALS not with FOOD in a KITCHEN. Anyway guys gather the oil and breadcrumbs and head to the stoves teehee

*everyone gets up except Robert*

Robert: Yeah ok... so twitter canceled you

Mr. John: what? I wasn't even being mean????

Robert: yeah no, not cause of that it's because your haircut is trash

Mr. John: wow so their making fun of my baldness tell them I'm hot I look like Mr. clean

Robert: yeah um... they all said you look like a hard boiled egg instead💀

Mr. John: I- DETENTION also gimme your phone you didn't follow me on twitter first of all and second, I'm deleting your tweet

Robert: too late everyone already screenshotted❤️

Mr. John: if I ever go to jail for murder... you're to blame

Robert: uh is that a threat? Gonna cancel you again

Mr. John: wait-

Robert: LOL I added that you were a drug dealer in the tweet too, you know? To spice it up❤️

Mr. John: drug dealer? Now I'm going to lose my job

Robert: lose your job? You lost it 3 months ago when you tried to beat me up and snuck in the school so you could do it again

Mr. John: huh. Oh yeah I forgot about that. Yeah no wonder I started teaching again my real dream is to work at McDonalds but I somehow ended up here...

Robert: well anyways the bell is about to-

Mr. John: Haha I didn't forget that's why I came back Robert 👊👊👊👊👊👊 surprise hoe get out they wayyy

Authors note: I hope people still read this nicely seasoned trash🗿❤️ or else I'll probably stop writing it lol