As me and Ross sprint out of the bathroom, our feet covered in blood. I ask him "who and what are you?"... he replies "I really AM ross lynch! but imma vampire from the Order of the undead, vampires rank highest of them all. You are the succubus ive been assigned to retrieve, the order of the undead finds them unstable and wants to eliminate them all."
i reply "THEN NO i'm not fucking going with you"
I trip him and dash around the other corner. I keep thinking about being home and suddenly i'm there. Can i teleport now? ugh I need to go to the store to buy some new clothes, but maybe there's a demon store i can think of?......
I think deeply and suddenly i'm in the local 7-11. WHAT THE FUCK? I dash towards a red door in the back with some weird symbols. They say latin words like "Infero Malum", I try to decipher the codes when suddenly Ross dashes in, he doesn't see me tho! I forgot the 7-11 is right across the street from my high school. UGH!
I start to press on the door and the symbols turn blue and flames emit from the door revealing a staircase, I go down, but not before i catch one last look into Ross's glossy eyes.. The stairs are winding and seems like they go down forever, seems like they'll take about 3 hours to reach the bottom.
Five minutes later, I reach the bottom of that stone staircase. and I walk into.... another 7-11? but it's red and had a hellish makeover, instead of BBQ cornnuts they sell BBQ human nuts.... instead of slushies they sell Fluffies (made with real puppy!), I walk to the cashier who looks something like a bell hop but undead, "HELLO welcome to- oh my, are you a succubus?.... listen i don't want any trouble" he reaches for the intercom. I jump over the counter and put my (fresh) titties in his face and say "now why would you wanna do that?... i'm not looking for trouble either, I just want to find some clothes so i can cover my-" I then take off all my clothes with one swoop. He's drooling and I can see it, I rub his crotch but then grip it hard and say "Now be a good dear and get me some clothes, FIT for a succubus".... I then catch a glance outside, is this the minecraft nether realm or something?... he then finds me something like VERY slutty. yes
I say "thank you" and dress in front of him. "Is this weapon mine as well?" I say as a look at a short sort and a pistol?... "y-yes the, uh, short sword is used to kill creatures of the human realm such as werewolves, sasquatch's, vampires."... i sigh, Of course the hottest boy I've ever met is someone I might have to kill. "and- the uh- pistol is used to kill things from the world of the undead (ghostly moans are heard), such as demons, ghosts, familiars, things of that sort".....
I say "thank you, I promise i won't hurt you, i'm kinda new here"... "I can tell, the war between succubi/incubbi and the rest of the World of the undead (ghostly moans are heard) has been going on for years now, A succubus whos trained would've killed me on the spot"
I hear the door i came in open, Maybe it's Ross?, I wait and hide for a bit for someone to come down and it's the cashier from the normal 7-11, he's dragging Ross's unconscious body.
"Here's that unconscious meat you ordered, and by the smell of it *sniffs*, it seems to be vampire" "oh perfect, put him in the back freezer." says the cashier
I run behind the cashier and say "RELEASE him now, he's my friend" my knees weaken just thinking about him.
He throws me over the counter and a fight ensues.
I try to shoot him but the pistol was put in safety mode. An arrow grazes my arm and burns like HELL, literally. He looks at me and says "Like my new arrows? just got them infused with satans Nut and Holy Water, A SURE HELL FIRE WAY TO KILL A SUCCUBUS"
I guess i never noticed his thick texas country accent, i dodge the next three arrows and fly into the air, WHEN TF DID I GET WINGS?... i fall on my face behind the "Freshly Squeeze Baby Juice (made with real baby)" aisle.... I throw a bottle at him and he shoots another arrow, this time piercing my wings... THIS SHIT BURNS! I then shoot him in the nuts after I dive into the next aisle, he's down.... looks like all of that call of duty had payed off.
I hold a pistol to his face and say "give me the keys right now". He hands me a skeleton key and I shoot him in his face... he's dead, literally this time. I go to open the freezer when the cashier tases me from behind and i'm knocked out.... I wake up in a wagon with ross and i embrace him, "i tried to save your life"
"Get off of me!" he says as he throws me to the other side of the wagon. "DONT YOU REALIZE WHAT YOUVE DONE? NOW we will HAVE to face the order of the undead on trial which you and I are BOUND to lose?"
"Not necessarily" I say as I hold his hand and think of my room.
Boom! we're in my room, but I collapse on the floor, Ross noticed my ass jiggle as I fall. "OMG you saved us!" ... i'm weak, i'm hurt, but at least I look sexy. "Yeah i think i need a nap"
Ross says "Suck my dick" and i say "WHAT??? I mean i- WHAT i just met you an-"
He says "NO no no, vampire semen is very healing for some reason"
I follow suit and suck his dick until climax, he then cums on my wings, in my mouth, and saved the last bit of it for himself, we make out and I say "I feel like we're bonded now, but that oral didn't MEAN anything, it's just for us healing" (OR IS IT??👀)... we lie in my bed together, sheets scorched, and he says "You know one day we'll have to face the order of the undead in the World of the undead (ghostly moans are heard)..."
"Looks like we'll need a team, and a promise to make sure we do whats right, and be SEXY doing it" i say
I bite my hand and then he bites his and we shake and i say "Forever we're loyal, forever we're bound, soon one day, our freedom is found".... I get up and then he slaps my ass with his bloody hand and licks his hand... "mmmmm"... SUDDENLY we hear a loud screech coming from downstairs, it's my parents!
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