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six

Taehyung was panicking.

What should he say?

John
You said your full name when we met

Jeongguk
Pftt sure, because if I told you that, I would have totally still introduced myself when we first started texting

John
It's whatever

Jeongguk
Has someone been talking about me with someone? 🧐

John
Huh? No, who would want to talk about you?

Jeongguk
Everyone, especially you. Now tell Taehyung I want to take him out on a date, expenses on me, and after he can give me a good succ and call me daddy 🤤

John
Uhm...yeah, no

Jeongguk
Why not?

John
First, that's just weird. Second, if anyone were to be daddy, it would be me

Jeongguk
You mean Taehyung, not you

John
Oh uh yeah, typo. But see! You aDmItTeD Taehyung would be daddy, not you.

Jeongguk
No uh! I was just fixing your sentence, not saying it myself! >:(

John
Whatever, you're always gonna be a bottom anyways.

Jeongguk
Shut up! I am one hell of a daddy, have you seen my body count?

John
That's not something to be proud of, honey. Plus, body count doesn't matter. It's the amount of pleasure they feel with your one inch cock 🙄

Jeongguk
One inch my ass!

John
Sorry, can't. Only 8 inches in my household. And I wouldn't even wanna fuck you, even if I had a one incher

Jeongguk
My ass can change your mind

John
You're literally saying you want me to fuck you. Me, a dude you barely know. And you just said before that you're "daddy" pfftttt

Jeongguk
Well if you're related to Kim Taehyung, you haVe to be handsome, that's just the rules. And I'd honestly be a switch for any0ne that looked remotely close to Taehyung 😌

John
Think your keyboard is messed up, I looks like thiS

Jeongguk
Bitch that's my way of being e x t r a

John
OH! I LOVE THAT GUM!

JEONGGUK
I wasn-

John
Ew don't put those dash thingys, it looks gross

Jeongguk
I'll stop if you let me meet Taehyung

John
Carry on

Jeongguk
But-

John
Hey, I gtg, I'll ttyl

Jeongguk
Aww bye :( go talk about me with more of your friends

John
For the last tim-

Jeongguk
Hey! You just used a dash! How come you can use them and I can't?! You said they were gross!

John
Bye-

Jeongguk
Get back here you idiot!
Seen 3:27 pm

HEY
Seen 3:28 pm

JOHN
Seen 3:29 pm

Ugh.
Seen 3:30 pm

Bye bye ❤️
Delivered 3:33 pm

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