We're assassins. And our target, is our teacher.
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We all sit quietly in the classroom. If someone had dropped a needle, I'm sure the whole room would have reacted. I keep my head down but slowly glance at Hayami sitting close, who was doing the same.
All of the sudden the classroom starts shaking violently a bit, well... mostly the windows.
When it calms down, I start to hear noise coming from outside 3-E. It kinda sounds like slime ASMR, but more gross I guess.
When he opens the door and places a book on the little stand right in front of the class, I can sense the tense atmosphere.
"Alright people" our teacher says with a large grin on his face. "Let's get started shall we? Student on duty, on your command!"
My blue-haired classmate, Nagisa, stands up and shout loud enough for us to hear:
"Right. R-Ready!"
We all stand up at the same time, different guns in our hands and focused expressions.
"Aim."
I breathe in and out slowly. The only thing I hear is the shaking of my hand, holding the gun with outstretched arms.
"Fire!"
That's my cue.
It all went from 0 to 100 when everyone fired their guns at the same time, trying to get the slightest hit on our so called immortal teacher.
"My my, good morning students!" I hear the giant octopus comment, even though I can barely pick up anything with the all around echo of bullets hitting the wall.
"Fire all you want, I'll just be taking attendance" he says, still managing to avoid the massive amount of bullents. "Isogai?"
"Here."
*Geez, I can barely see where I shoot* I think to myself.
"I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up with all this gunfire"
*Yup, this is the life we live in. Great, isn't it?*
He continued to take attendance, although it was hard considering we were all trying to kill him.
After it was all done, I was tired, really tired.
"He's fast"
"The whole class opened fire and he doesn't even have a scratch"
I was kinda expecting that. I mean, he's a giant, yellow octopus!
"No luck today, huh? That's really too bad.." our teacher says, but I can feel he knew we weren't gonna hurt him one bit. "What did we learn here today? Methods that rely on sheer numbers, lack any individual thought. Line of sight, barrel position, finger movement. Each of these are far too simple. You've gotta be more inventive! Otherwise... you'll never be able to kill me at my max speed of mach 20!"
I sign quietly, lectures are not my thing.
"No way did you seriously dodge all of those!" Maehara pointed at the immortal target.
"I mean, these are just BBs.." Sugino added, checking out the small bullets that are now scattered all around the floor.
That seemed to remind our teacher that we needed to clean up and hand them over. But before he gave us the instruction to do so, he took Okano's gun from her while speaking:
"I told you: these may be harmless to you..." he says while pointing the gun at one of his tentecles.
He wouldn't.
Nope, actually, he would.
With no hesitation, he fired the gun straight at one of his tentacles and it immediately came off, along with a gooey yellow slime.
My eyes widened with a surprised look, matching with all my other classmates.
"...but they're special anti-me BBs developed by the gouverment."
He continued explaining how the bullets actually slice his cells easily, but of course seconds later he regenerates, great.
"No shooting in the classroom unless you're trying to kill me" the octupus explains. Makes sense, we could shoot our eyes out with these things even though they're just BBs.
His normally yellow face changes to a striped green.
*Why do I feel like he's gonna make fun of us...?*
"I do hope you can kill me- before graduation, that is".
*Ahh that's why*
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Hey guys, I'm sorry for not updating my other story but I promise I'll do that later >///<... Sooo hehe here I am starting on another story.. plz don't kill me owo.
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FanfictionA story about a young woman named (Y/N) who's had a crush on one of her closest friends for a while now, but she doesn't seem to get the hint. One day, a giant octopus decides to become a teacher and tries to fix class 3-E some sort of way. With (Y...