"I DON'T WANT A LUNCHBOX FRIEND NO OH, I WANT SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS OH OH. COME TO MY HOUSE, LET'S DIE TOGETHER. FRIENDSHIP THAT WILL LAST FOREVER OHhhHhHH-"
namjoon loved melanie martinez. he had almost all of her albums and merchandise.
"oh my god namjoon, please shut up and get out of the shower," jin murmured.
"BITCH I'M FUCKING REPTILIAN, BITCH- BITCH AHHH- ALL Y'ALL BITCHES WAS WRONG, TALKIN' 'BOUT I FELL OFF. YOU AIN'T EVEN GET ON-"
"i guess that's a no," jin rolled his eyes and went on to instagram.
"i know right, he really is breaking my ears."
"who the hell are you?!" jin jumped, reaching for his pepper spray.
"oh, um, i'm going for boba with jungkook? did he not tell you?" jimin stared at jin in confusion, waiting for an answer.
"well, kid, i don't care where jungkook is going, he's old enough to take care of himself. now, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN?"
jimin explained that jungkook gave him the code to the house, and that jk allowed jimin to come whenever he felt like, but jimin thought it would be rude to just barge in so he organised a hangout. he and jin properly introduced themselves to each other, and had a small chit chat, until namjoon came out of the shower.
"damnnnn, that's a hottie right there," jimin said under his breath.
somehow jin heard it, and replied with, "that's my hot ass boyfriend. not the sweetest sounding when he sings, but he's really smart and i love him."
jimin started fan boying at the two but then jungkook barged in.
"yo jimin, that café just closed, so do you want to go for boba instead?"
jimin was about to pull the face he made when he read namjoon's UN speech, but then realised that it was sunday and that café normally closes early anyway.
"okay, so where are we going to go now?" he asked, searching up a few restaurants on his phone. "the boba place! y'know, the one just down the road! i just mentioned it," jungkook rolled his eyes, stepping out of the door. jimin followed behind. "okay you two, we're leaving now."
jungkook and jimin said goodbye and decided to go to the boba place.
"what flavour are you going to get? i'm getting peach iced tea with strawberry popping boba. you?"
"uh- i- um... i don't really know..." jungkook said, not sure what to pick. jimin chose thai milk tea with normal pearls for kook, and they went to sit down.
"so, how are you getting along with that natural science assignment?" jungkook asked, hoping he could snag some answers off of jimin.
"totally horrible. like, i can't- it's just too hard, with that bone thingy," jimin looked up at the ceiling, counting the lights whilst jungkook rambled on about his older sister's boyfriend. "-he's always rude to me, and i don't know why?" jungkook sighed, taking a sip of his tea. "hey, jimin... jimin?" jungkook turned to where jimin was looking. "is that-"
"yes, yes it is. jeon, did you talk to him? why is he approaching us?" jimin started fixing his hair and straightening his jacket.
"jisoo, hold my bag."
"yes taehyung," she took his bag and sunglasses, as taehyung then ordered jeongyeon to get him some boba tea. "get it yourself, kim. do i look like a servant?"
taehyung walked up to jungkook's table, slamming his hand down.
"haha, v! what are you doing here?"
"jeon, be my boyfriend."
"what? i- what? i am confusion."
"those rumours are ruining my reputation and i need them to be true so i can breathe without getting harassed in hallways," taehyung whined, hoping jungkook would listen and take the offer.
"and what will i get out of this? you can't just use me for your reputation! this isn't some tiktok pov!" jungkook shouted at taehyung, grabbing his boba tea, and pulling jimin along as he was ready to storm off.
"look, you can get whatever you want. gucci, prada, the whole nine yards! just- please?"
"is kim taehyung begging the newbie?" jisoo asked herself, hands now on her hips. "what kind of fanfiction is this?"
jungkook rolled his eyes, "okay look, first of all, i'm not a gold digger. second of all, you can get cancelled all you want. sounds more like your problem than mine."
taehyung started pacing around, as he let out a stressed sigh. "please! i'll do anything."
"fine kim. it's a deal."
"yes! thank you jungkook."
"but first, you have to apologise to all the people you upset, and it has to be in letter form. secondly, you must wear a skirt to school, because femboys rock! and thirdly, you have to be bottom," jungkook smirked.
"woah, what just happened? did he just-" jeongyeon slammed a hand over jimin's mouth, telling him to shush. somehow she had managed to sit next to him. "did yoo jeongyeon just touch my face?" jimin whispered, putting a finger to his lip.
"hell yeah she did," jisoo muttered, watching taehyung shout at jungkook. he whispered something else, and taehyung looked redder than a tomato.
"jisoo, jeongyeon, let's go!"
taehyung ran past kook, and right out the door of the shop.
"taehyung, wait!" jisoo shouted as she scurried after taehyung. "mhm, ok, lemme just finish watching this-" jeongyeon paused the video, walking outside and watching taehyung run away with jisoo. they were both about to get in the car, but she was lucky she could run fast.
"good lord! what did you even say to him?" jimin huffed, totally shocked at what just happened. "oh! what i said? so- um- i said- i said that-"
"spit it out jeon!"
"i told him that if he didn't stop shouting then he would get a punishment from- uh- from daddy," jungkook whispered the last part, fumbling with his fingers.
"how can someone like you say those things i just-"
"well, park, i saw that he was already embarrassed so i decided to make him even more flustered," jungkook explained.
jimin and jungkook finished off their conversation and then finally left the small shop, going to jimin's house to watch a movie.
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rumours | taekook
Fanfictioneveryone wants their relationship to be like taehyung's and jungkook's. but would they really like theirs to be built off of rumours? start: june 27, 2020 finish:
