That's a Personal Weapon - Lo Wang (Shadow Warrior) X Helluva Boss

Because Hell Sucks.

**WARNING!!!**

LO WANG, AS A CHARACTER, IS AN INCREDIBLY STEREOTYPICAL AND RACIST CARICATURE.

THE POINT OF HIS CHARACTER IS NOT TO MAKE AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ASIAN CULTURE, IT IS TO OVER-EXAGGERATE THE HELL OUT OF IT.

DO NOT EXPECT ME TO MAKE HIS CHARACTER ANY LESS OF WHAT IT IS.

AFTER ALL, YOU DON'T GO TO METALLICA AND ASK THE FUCKERS TO TURN THE MUSIC DOWN.

SO IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY..

STOP READING!

Thank you!

"You no win this time, Hung Lo!" Lo Wang yelled at his brother.

"But that's where you wrong, Brother! I already win against you!" Hung Lo replied.

"How?!" Lo yelled.

"With this!" Hung yelled, and pulled out a device. "This a dimensional beam weapon! It send you to alternate universe!"

"What?!" Lo Wang yelled. He took out his katana and ran to his brother, but he was too slow.

His brother used the object, and Lo Wang was caught in the beam. He felt his body fold in on itself, compress, de-compress, stretch, and squish.

"AGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" He yelled. The pain was excruciating.

But as quickly as it started, it ended.

Lo Wang felt himself falling, before slamming hard into the ground. All the wind was knocked out of him.

He laid on the ground, desperately trying to force more air into his lungs. He rolled over onto his back. His mouth bled, and his head hurt.

"Sir, are you alright?!" Someone asked him. He didn't hear.

"Sir?" The person asked again. Lo slowly opened his eyes.

What he saw wasn't something he expected.

It was a girl. She was red-skinned, had black horns, and definitely wasn't human. There was some guy next to her that kind of looked like her, he guessed it was her brother or something.

"L-Lady, someone beat you wi' 'da ugly stick." He muttered. She stepped on his crotch.

"OOOHHH!!" He yelled out. The 'brother' stepped on his nuts too, and spit on him.

"Don't talk to my wife that way, you old man."

"Lo Wang not old! He only 54!" Lo Wang yelled out, still holding his crotch.

The couple walked away.

(THAT WAS NOT MILLIE AND MOXXIE! IT WAS JUST ANOTHER PAIR OF IMPS!)

Damn, he picked the wrong person to call ugly.

Person?

Was she a person? He didn't know what she was. An alternate universe is called an alternate universe for a reason, but he had hoped this universe at least had other humans.

His pain subsided enough for him to stand, and stand he did. He looked around the new environment.

It was... very red. These mysterious creatures lined the streets. He walked up to one.

"Hey! What species are you?" Lo Wang asked.

"Uh... I'm a demon, dude. As are you. Wait.. are you a demon? You look human."

"I am a human! But.. Demon?"

The color red. The mysterious creatures. Nobody stopping to help him. Alternate universe beam.