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I refuse to be punished in MY OWN GODDAMN HOUSE

coaltail121 Is that a creative enough title for you?? I do NOT want to go through the horror of hearing an electronic voice read out five. whole. songs.

13 reasons why I am a fucked up individual
(DISCLAIMER I do not like 13 reasons why, for more than 13 reasons probably) 

1. I have at least 4 mental illnesses (always a great place to start!)

2. I really REALLY like the taste of blood (honestly, I might as well be a vampire, but that's another story for another time)

3. Sometimes, I find myself accidentally half choking myself (not dangerously) in a comforting way?? You know how people rest their head on their hands? Like that, but my neck on my hand

4. I like pineapple on pizza and I don't give a shit what you think about it unless you agree because VIVA LA PINEAPPLE, FUCK YOU

5. Knew for sure I was bi when I realised I had a crush on Legolas and Tauriel. Still do, tbh

6. When I was 9, I fuckin hated gay people on principle. SURPRISE BITCH, YOU ARE ONE

7. I get terrified when my feet can't touch the ground getting down from high places, but only when I'm extremely close to the ground and cannot feel or see it (getting out of trees is particularly hard, I'm like a cat)

8. My parents have no idea that I write gay smut, even though I've told them the entire storyline of my fanfic (subtle ad, Upside Down, go read it). I haven't told them and I don't plan on doing so. If they find out, it's either one of y'alls's fault, or they actually decided to bite the bullet and read something gay as fuck

9. I killed five Siamese fighting fish one after the other (not intentionally, rip Alouishous, Oscar, and the other three that I've forgotten the names of). Oscar disappeared mysteriously and turned up like, 3 years later looking like a seedpod. It was depressing.

10. I can't write a sad ending to save my life, but I have come up with several extremely depressing endings to the books I'm currently working on/am going to work on. It's a problem. 

11. Every dance style you can think of (apart from stripping/lap dancing/pole dancing), I have either done it once, or my dance school offers it. Most of them I've done, I'm serious, try me

12. I got a C on an art project once in high school and I've been pissed about it ever since. I fucking RE-CREATED A SECTION OF A PIECE OF FAMOUS ART ONTO A T-SHIRT AND- Yep, still mad.

13. As of now, I am a nocturnal being. I go to bed when sun comes up, I wake up when sun go down (sometimes, I have to wake up.... in the daylight hours *shudder*)

Oh god, now I gotta find 15 people to tag...

1crazy_cat
Brigitte0987654321
Anti_septic-eye
OliverSkies
alecisme
yourratking (honestly, your username is my life's aspiration)
FansexualForFandoms
lilac9002
KaminariDenki_wheyy
Lyxxian
Shadow_Canine83
Cided_Nire
NinjaFox25
xxellieowenxx
cakeycreeper

I'm gonna be nice and give you two options for your punishment. Basically, you have three options: tell me about yourself, or either of these punishments.

Option 1: Make a cake for my birthday this month (this is just an excuse for you to bake a cake and eat it tbh, but I'll pretend it's for my 18th)

Option 2: Listen to my theme song (I've no more fucks to give by Thomas Benjamin Wild) for an hour on repeat

Good luck and I look forward to it all :)