The Architect or The Lunatic Fringe

Dean & Lexus w/ Roman vs Seth & Randy w/ Big Show

Dean Ambrose

I was teaming with Lexus tonight. We were facing Seth and Randy Orton tonight. They had Big Show at ringside so I chose to have Roman at ringside.

I saw Lexus and Seth walking together. He doesn't deserve that girl. She's too amazing and beautiful. She was a champion. He's not.

They kiss then he goes to the ring with Randy and Big Show. I walk up to her.

"Hey, Princess." I say.

"Jon!" She squeals and jumps into my arms.

I chuckle and catch her. We hugged for a bit. I haven't seen her since the departure of The Shield. She hasn't seen me or Roman since she's been with Seth all the time. We release.

"I see you're wearing my merch." I say.

She giggles.

"Of course. Gotta reap my best friend still my partner in crime." She says and we laugh.

I missed her so much.

"You wanna come out to my theme?" I ask.

"Sure." She says.

I smile.

"It's good to see you again, Alexis." I say.

"You too, Jon." She says.

"How's it feel, being champion again?" I ask.

"Feels good. Amazing. I'm so glad I'm champ again. I haven't been champ in like 3 months." She says.

"You deserve it, Lex." I say.

She hugs my torso and I wrapped my arms around her. My theme plays and we walk out, hand in hand. I was in my lunatic fringe mode. Lexus was in her crazy rocker mode.

Lexus is basically the girl version of me. She's me but in a female body. And she's hot when she gets like me.

Seth, Randy, and Show were already at the ring.

"And their opponents, the team of Dean Ambrose and the WWE Divas Champion, Lexus Purdy!!" Lillian announces.

Lexus held her title over her head and I pointed at her. We got to the bottom of the ramp and I walked her over to our old entrance and paused. I placed my arm around her.

There was a pause as my music dyed out.

"Who is it? Who'd you get to help you?" Seth yells.

I smirk. Even Lexus didn't know who it was. She hasn't seen Joe since Seth betrayed us. He and I miss her like hell. Joe and Lexus were like brother and sister. Me too but I always had a crush on her.

3... 2... 1...

Roman's theme plays.

Lexus was shocked but super fuckin happy. Seth was scared shitless. Big Show was annoyed. Randy was slightly fearful.

"Accompanying Dean Ambrose and Lexus Purdy, from Pensacola, Florida, weighing at a 265 lbs, Roman Reigns!" Lillian announces.

Roman walks down the stairs then hops the barricade. We bro hug then he sees Lexus. Lexus was teary eyed. Joe was too.

They collide in a huge bear hug. He lifts her up and her legs dangle then wrap around his waist. These two are so close. He puts her down and she was crying. He was close to it.

Nope. Shit. He was crying. They wipe each other's eyes then laugh and hug again. Joe and I raise Lexus' arms up as her championship rested on her shoulder.

Lexus and I got on the apron. Roman held Lexus' title by him. Big Show was watching Roman, Roman was watching Big Show.

~10 minutes later~

I just jumped off the turnbuckle and hit Randy with a drop kick. Lexus hits Seth with the Curbstomp and pins him.

"1! 2! 3!" The ref and fans count.

Her and Seth's theme plays and we leave the ring. Roman keeping us up and handing Lexus her title.

"Here are your winners, the team of Dean Ambrose and the WWE Divas Champion, Lexus Purdy!!" Lillian announces.

We all raise each other's arms up in victory. Seth was pissed. Randy was annoyed. Big Show was pissed. Roman and I fist pound, then he and Lexus fist pound, then Lexus and I fist pound.

We then lift Lexus onto our shoulders for a bit then put her down. At the top of the ramp, we all look back. I then smirk.

I put my fist out. Roman smirks and puts his fist in.

We turn to Lexus and she smirks and puts her fist in, causing the fans to erupt and jump in excitement. Seth was fuming.

I knew him and Lexus were not having a smooth night after this.