After God jizzed into Mary (jesus mom) out cam jesus and then and then like he had a like a light around his head and everyone was like BRUHHHHHHHHHHH and was like dis da new god and because of that mary was extremely horny and couldn't stand it anymore she pulled down her hay pants with laces made of cow intestines and then said to 1 year old "fuck me with da god sperm uwu owo"
And jesus being 1 year old he couldn't get an erection so Mary begged god to make jesus cock REALLLYLYLYYLYLYLYLYYLYLYLYLYLYLLYYLLYLYYLLYLYYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLLYYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLLL BIG and then kabossh baboon bruhh soundeffect #2 later his cock was in his own mom and because of the intensely good pussy his own mom had he grew up 20 years in 20 seconds and Mary's insides ripped open and before they knew it she was ripped in half by godly jesus cock and then God said to jesus "are you winning son"
Jesus horniely replied " no bitch I'm xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao"
God got so angry he put a brick wall infront of jesus and made him rub his still erect cock onto the wall which god with da snap of his fingers made it burn up like the sun and in an instant jesus got bruhed and was
W A S T E D
