Johnny: 🎶The heart of a lady🎶
🎶Is a mysterious thing... 🎶
(singing faster) 🎶that scientists have wrestled in for years...🎶
Shao Kahn: Wait. What's happening?
Johnny: (singing) 🎶Your approach so far has lacked🎶
🎶a certain gentlemanly tact.🎶
🎶It's time to reassess your presentation,🎶
🎶redirect your conversations🎶
🎶with... her...🎶
Shao Khan: I have no idea what you're singing about.
Johnny: What I mean is...
🎶Ask....her...a...question!🎶
Shao Kahn: A question?
Johnny: 🎶Something about herself,🎶
🎶a question!🎶
Shao Kahn: A question?
Johnny: 🎶You gotta focus on someone else.🎶
🎶A question!🎶
Lord Hater: A question?
Johnny: (Singing) 🎶Something to show her🎶
🎶that you'd really like to get to know her,🎶
🎶Then listen...🎶
Shao Kahn: Listen?!
Johnny: 🎶Hear what she has to say🎶
🎶and follow up...🎶
Shao Kahn: Huh?
Johnny: 🎶With some appropriate repartee🎶
🎶then listen...🎶
Shao Kahn: More listening?!
Johnny: 🎶And always remember🎶
🎶there's a heart inside that scary armor.🎶
🎶There's no shortage of fellas...🎶 (Tarkatans: 🎶No shortage of fellas...🎶)
🎶Who prattle on and on about themselves...🎶 (🎶On and on about themselves...🎶)
🎶Flex their muscles and pump up their chests.🎶
🎶Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death.🎶
🎶A question.🎶
Shao Kahn: Again?!
Johnny: 🎶Something about herself,🎶
🎶a question!🎶
Shao Kahn: I did!
Johnny: 🎶You gotta focus on someone else.🎶
🎶If you wanna win her,🎶
🎶Show some interest in her.🎶
🎶If you wanna date her,🎶
🎶Try to formulate a question.🎶
(speaking) All right, Shao Kahn. Give it a shot!
Shao Kahn: Um, okay. Have you ever noticed how incredibly impressive I am?
Johnny: No!
(ZAP!)
Shao Kahn: Who wants to date the realm's most charismatic dictator? You do!
Johnny: Try again.
(ZAP!)
Shao Kahn: What's your favorite...
Johnny: (muffled) Uh-huh?
Shao Kahn: ...one of my many, many outstanding traits? Mine's my humility!
Johnny: (sighs) No!
(ZAP!)
Johnny: From the top!
🎶There's no shortage of fellas...🎶 (Tartakans: 🎶No shortage of fellas...🎶)
🎶Who prattle on and on about themselves...🎶 (🎶On and on about themselves...🎶)
(Singing) 🎶Flex their muscles and pump up their chests.🎶
🎶Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death.🎶
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Mk Shenanigans
Short Storyjust mk some parody skits i found on tumblr guest characters and slashers will be added i don't own mortal kombat
