Your Boyfriend (Satan) ~ Ja

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This is my convo. Holy shizzle. xD

This is a conversation between Antichrist and yourself, Your Boyfriend.

Antichrist: Oh hey

Antichrist: ya know just

Antichrist: walking around

Antichrist: killling people

Your Boyfriend: Good.

Your Boyfriend: It's me, Satan.

Antichrist: Oh hey babe :*

Your Boyfriend: :* Hey boo.

Antichrist: brb gotta go kill some babies and christians

Your Boyfriend: Okay baby.

Your Boyfriend: Stay safe, don't get blood on your shirt.

Antichrist: Okay i'm back boo :*

Your Boyfriend: :* Missed you

Antichrist: Made sure to start the apocalypse while I was out.

Your Boyfriend: Mmhmm, good. :*

Antichrist: Yeah <#

Antichrist: <3 *

Your Boyfriend: <3

Your Boyfriend: How many kills did you get? Do you remember?

Antichrist: Nah I always lose count

Your Boyfriend: Same here.

Antichrist: Especially bc the christians always try to "pray" and i'm just like omg how childish can you get?

Your Boyfriend: Dang ikr!

Your Boyfriend: Ugh, brb, GOD is calling me *eyeroll*

Antichrist: ugh okay

Your Boyfriend: Ugh, he wants me to torture this guy so that he can test if he's LOYAL TO GOD and shit.

Your Boyfriend: The torturing is fun though. Still.

Antichrist: lame

Your Boyfriend: ikr!

Antichrist: true true

Your Boyfriend: And now he's rambling /_\

Your Boyfriend: "You were my ANGEL, you were FAITHFUL, blah blah blah blah blah."

Antichrist: blah blah

Your Boyfriend: ikr!

Antichrist: That shit is for losers anyways

Your Boyfriend: Yep.

Your Boyfriend: Antichrist...

Your Boyfriend: I have a... question for you.

Antichrist: ... Okay.

Antichrist: Ask away.

Your Boyfriend: You are the most hellish person I know.

Your Boyfriend: *pulls out spiked ring* Will you marry me, except without all those lame Christian traditons?

Your Boyfriend: Cuz.. they're lame xD

Antichrist: OF COURSE OMG

Your Boyfriend: :D

Antichrist: yayyy

Your Boyfriend: I love you!

Your Boyfriend: In a hate-like way :D

Antichrist: I love you too <3333

Your Boyfriend: <33

Your Boyfriend: :*

Antichrist: :*

Your Boyfriend: We'll have little tiny devil children :D

Antichrist: They will be the worst, most incorrigible chidren ever!

Your Boyfriend: :D YEP!

Antichrist: Anywas I'll talk to you later babe I gotta go oversee a West Boro Baptist church meeting to make sure they're being the biggest assholes possible. Talk to you later :* <33

Your Boyfriend: :* cya boo <33

Antichrist has left the conversation.

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