Dear future boyfriend,
I would just like you to know in advance that I'm a psycho.
If you hear me screaming and crying alone in my room... don't be alarmed!
The main character of the book I'm reading (or writing...) is just being stupid.
And when I randomly sling my leg over you, you let me!
And when I ask you to get something for me because I'm too lazy... dude, you better not say a thing.
I'm also gonna randomly poke you and ask for your phone when my dies.
Know you paying for dinner and better pray you know how to cook because I'm kinda lazy.
I don't know what else to tell you right now so just scroll to see what else I have to say later...
- xoxo,
Liza💞
YOU ARE READING
Dear future boyfriend.
Non-FictionA survival guide. A book that has helped millions who have had the bravery to date Liza. This book is a step by step summary of your soon to be new life. It's a long, painful process but we will get to the point where you will be happy. Good luc...
