I will never tell you I love you because I feel the expression is over used now a days.
So I will obviously come up with some corny but cute phrase we could say instead.
Get ready to be late to church because I can't decide on what to do with my hair.
Get ready for pranks and slavery because I'll probably threaten you :)
But Don't worry, I'm the affectionate type so I'll probably give you torture.
Get ready for no sex till we're married (cos I'm a Christian and I say so, duh!)
Prepare for body slamming over the last slice of pizza.
Get ready for choosing the name of our child through rock paper scissors.
Get ready for overly emotional nights over a wattpad book.
Get ready for me eating like a pregnant woman everyday.
And spending hours on New things I'm gonna abandon at some point in time.
Get ready to steal a baby with me because although I won't be getting pregnant till I'm married, I'll want a kid.
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Dear future boyfriend.
Non-FictionA survival guide. A book that has helped millions who have had the bravery to date Liza. This book is a step by step summary of your soon to be new life. It's a long, painful process but we will get to the point where you will be happy. Good luc...
