[ Kat got attacked by wolves ]
Kat: The puppies were so mean they bit me-
Archie: Well you see, you're like sugar to them. They like sweet little kids like you.
...
Licelyn: you want some hot chocolate? I'll get you some hot chocolate.
Licelyn: It'll make you feel better- gimme that sh*t-
*takes mug from Vaylyns hand*
Vaylyn: AUGH-
Licelyn: Here you go.
Vaylyn: I-
Licelyn: Drink up-
Vaylyn: AUGH-
Kat: *le slurp Le hot choky*
Allen: I wanna drink hot chocolate like her :D
*picks up cup*
Licelyn: WAIT NO THAT'S MY EXTRA STRENGTH CAFFEINE-
Licelyn: ALLEN NO PUT THAT SH*T DOWN-
Allen: *le sluRP*
Licelyn: ....o sh*t-
Allen: hehehehehaHAHAHAHAAHAH
Allen: YEAHA DOG- HEY! WHO WANTS TO RUN AROUND?? YOU WANNA RUN AROUND WITH ME?? YOUWANNARUNAROUNDWITHME??WHOWANTSTOF*CKINGRUNAROUND?? I WANNA RUN AROUND! I'M GONNA F*CKING RUN AROUND WHOOOOOOOOOO- I'M GONNA F*CKING RUN AROUND WHOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHhhhhh-
Hera: *laugh* Oh god-
Hera: Lets be honest here, you put something else in that coffee didn't you?
Allen: *runs in between them* WHOOOOOOOO
Hera/Licelyn: JESus chRIST-
[ Everyone laughs ]
Hera: Allen stop running around in the wilderness-
Hera: It's midnight-
Archie: THERE ARE WOLVES
Allen: WOWOWOWOOOOOO WOOOOO-
Hera: Jesus Christ.. she's gonna die-
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Allen: Boboblovofkrkoemceuskcjjeis-
*jumps on a rock*
...
Allen: PURA PINCHE CAFEINA WEY! WHOOOOO-
*Jumps off*
Hera: *strats laughing* JESus ChRIST-
Kat: Oh my god..
Vaylyn: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE-
Hera: You're in big trouble for this-
Hera: You big dumb-
*slaps Licelyn's face oof*
Licelyn: I'm the only one who knows the way out of here.
Licelyn: So if you all don't ban together as a group, and find her
Licelyn: You don't get your badges
Hera: What badge am I going for?
Licelyn: Keep your f*cking mouth shut badge
Hera: Oh-
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Short stories ft. My besties
HumorTitle says it all- It's kinda like incorrect quotes but longer- Most are JoshDubs shhshshshshshhshs Cover by meeee