Bella walked into the entrance hall of Forks High, with a smile on her face from the joint this morning. The mayor had just passed a town law that anyone could use marijuana for any reason, but everyone was pretty sure he was high when he said that. Everyone has been having three rounds a day ever since, and it makes the town a happy little place.
"AYYYY WASSUP JACOB!"
"Bella, I'm Edward."
"HAHA LETS FUCK!"
"No."
"BYE OIKAWA!"
Edward sighed. The Cullens had no effect due to the drugs, meaning they were the only sane ones left. Isn't this fun.
"OI MICHAEL PASS ME A JOINT!"
He threw the bag of weed at Bella's head. It smacked her and she fell to the floor, so she lunged at Michael, but she never did hit him. Mostly because Edward caught her. She would've missed anyway, she was headed for the gerbil.This is the only chapter I'm writing. I don't know where I'm going with this.
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Forks High...HIGH FORKS!?!
HumorSo, I was on this app one day and I saw a lie, saying "WELCOME TO FORKS HIGH!" and I thought, "Why not High Forks?" so prepare for crack!\