"HEY YOU IDIOT YOURE SUPPOSE TO PLOW THE LAND FROM TOP TO BOTTOM NOT SIDEWAYS!!! " screamed seokjin at his younger brother taehyung
"THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY FRIGGING DIFFERENCE BECAUSE WE LIVE IN A PLAIN YOU USELESS FLOWER LOVING BEE STUNG LIP POT HEAD" taehyung screamed back at his older brother
ah... just another Tuesday for the Kims. Kim Seokjin was a florist whose shop was just outside their very simple house made of mud and sticks. the shop was a very small but lively greenhouse with almost all kinds of flowers. what made his flowers special was that no matter kind of flower it was the colour of it was always purple. while most of the villagers claimed it was witchcraft the king, King Bang Sihyuk loved it so no one dared to question Seokjin's flowers.
and the purple flowers were also known and loved by their neighbouring king, King Jeon Jungkook. which led to peace and tranquility among the two kingdoms. although King Jeon tried to kidnap Seokjin several times but the purple flowers just refused to grow in his kingdom.
not to mention that King Jeon had an undeniably huge crush on Seokjin's younger brother Taehyung."there's just something about his long curly hair and ass that drives me crazy" says his majesty.
"Come and eat lunch you buffalo-" called out Seokjin to his brother "-and cut that damn hair of yours or else I'm gonna do em myself for you while you sleep"
"what?"
"LUNCH!!" he shouted, which he should've done in the first place because they were like... 30 feet apart
Taehyung ran to the house with fear in his face to tell his brother what he had seen at the edge of the river.
"yo you're not gonna believe what I just saw"
"last time you said that you told me a rabbit asked if he could smack your ass so whatever it is I don't believe it already"
"hear me out. so I was just about to take water from the river and then a voice calls out to me and says 'yoo there's a huge cat stuck on my branch could you help it out? ' so I look to my left to see a face on a tree bark with a huge cat on its branches. I froze and I heard you calling me so I ran as quick as the wind to get here"
"Tae.... are you on drugs?"
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my tree speaks
FanfictionKim Taehuyng is a farmer in one of the villages of daegu and he is met with a very intelligent tree that calls itself Namjoon. what will happen when taehyung's brother; Kim Seokjin, a florist, meets this tree called Namjoon [ by all means this is...
