my tree speaks

L I C E

as I was saying .....

What is a pubic lice tamer???
Well..one could say it is a person who tames lice I guess..so anyway

soon after the incident of the trio meeting each other, they went back to the house where jisoo finally took a bath. the two brothers were fighting over a piece of meat to whether cook it in a stew or eat it raw (like barbarians as Jin says)

"bitch I'll scrap off your pubic hair and add them like seaweed flakes to your rice" screamed Jin as Taehyung vigorously bit a half of the meat and gave the rest to his brother

" unlike you I'm smooth like a baby old man your lice probably has thought of going to space the way its been there for so long it's probably built a civilization" Tae snickers

" My trustworthy friend Yin can actually help you you know. I'm not called a pubic lice tamer for no reason" said Jisoo popping out from behind Jin like a ghost

the two brother cried in shock and Jin punched Jisoo's face as soon as they heard that. They were not used to people around the house that they forgot for a second that their cousin had been there the whole time.

Jisoo gets up, excuses himself after getting hit and says he'll come back with the solution.

" bro that's the wackiest shut I've ever heard of do you think he used the soap when he bathe? " asked Tae in a concerning tone

"if he did use the soap I'm afraid we'll need a new one " sighed Jin

a few minutes passed by with a lot of tumbles and thuds coming from the place where Jisoo would've been and the brothers grew both curious and concerned. soon enough tapping sounds of feet running were heard and Jisoo was seen to be holding quite a big wooden box. Jisoon was ofcourse running towards them like a madman (which he was : as Jin believed).

" SIT UP STRAIGHT AND GET READY TO GET YOUR DICKS TICKLED ASSHOLES YIN IS HERE" Jisoo screamed to the brothers as if they wouldn't be able to hear them if he spoke in a normal tone because he was literally face to face to them

the two Kims gave each other side glances and gulped. not knowing whether to stop him while they might be able to or not. however any actions would be for naught because there she was.

YIN. the biggest most smelliest pubic lice you'd ever see. and holding her was a proud owner aka Hong Jisoo who was definitely not sane.

a loud scream erupted from the said lice and there it was. that feeling. their dicks shook from the vibrations and whatever insects that lived within a 10 meter range convulsed and died. apart from just dying they shriveled up like raisins and proceeded to turn to dust.

that night was like no other. Jin and Tae swore to never speak of the incident to a single soul.

[  legit the funniest shit I've written tbh...continuing this au bc I'm feeling a lil unhinged the past few weeks ]

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