(Russell races to his pit, but sees the his pit crew isn't there)
Russell: Hey where's my pet pit crew?
(Russell dials the number for his pit crew)
(Meanwhile at the Russell's Pet Pit Crew headquarters, the phone rings)
(Zoe picks up)
Zoe: Russell's Pet Pit Crew we.....
Russell (phone): If you're my pet pit crew, then get down here and CREW MY PIT, OR I'LL PINCH OFF YOUR LITTLE HEADS!!!
(Zoe, Penny Ling, and Minka rush outside the building but sees that their truck is apart)
Zoe: What happened to our truck?
Minka: You told me to find the squeak, so I took out the seats. Wasn't there, then I took off the doors, pulled off the hood, and uh took out the engine.
(Zoe and Penny Ling looked mad because of what Minka did)
Zoe: But the truck won't run without an engine.
Minka: You're telling me, but I found what was squeaking.
(Minka takes out a rubber ducky from her hat)
Zoe: Minka, put the truck back the way it was.
(Zoe throws the steering wheel into Minka's mouth)
(Zoe, Penny Ling, and Minka drive to the racetrack)
(The phone rings)
Zoe: That's gotta be Russell, pretend you don't hear it.
(Meanwhile at the racetrack, Russell still waits impatiently)
Russell: Pick up I know you're there, pick up I know you're there.
(They hear squeaking in the truck)
Zoe: Ah come on you hunk of junk.
Penny Ling: Hey what's that noise?
Minka: I put the truck back the way it was. Oops.
Zoe: Huh! We gotta get a new truck. And a new partner.
Minka: A new partner? I thought we were best friends.
(Feeling bad, Zoe thinks of a lie)
Zoe: We are best friends. Uh see what I meant to say was uh you need a new uh...
(Minka's hat droops)
Zoe: A new hat.
Minka: Funny you should say that, this old hat has been bugging me too. Yep definitely time for a new one. Now let's see, hmm...
(Minka wears Penny Ling's hat)
(Penny Ling takes her hat back)
Penny Ling: Hey!
(Minka wears Zoe's hat and ears)
(Zoe takes them back)
Zoe: Gimme those.
(Minka wears Sunil's magicians hat)
Zoe: That's Sunil's
(Minka wears Pepper's gag arrow)
Penny Ling: That's Pepper's
(Minka keeps taking hats and ears while Zoe and Penny Ling keep taking them away and back on)
(The truck runs out of gas)
Zoe: Out of gas.
(The phone rings again)
Minka: Maybe I better answer it.
Zoe: No it's Russell.
(Back at the racetrack)
Russell: Ooh I'm gonna pinch their heads off.
Zoe: Just let it ring.
(Zoe drives while Penny Ling and Minka push the truck to the gas station)
Zoe: Don't get up.
(The gas attendant just lays there)
(Zoe tries to put the gas valve in but doesn't see the gas tank)
Zoe: Hey Minka, where'd you put the gas tank.
Minka: Hmm now that's a good question.
(Minka opens several tanks)
Minka: Here's the gas meter, gas mask, gas valve, gas lamp, gastripod, and our gast of honor.
(Pinkie Pie from MLP pops out)
Pinkie Pie: Yes (laughs) what a gas.
Minka: Hey nice hat.
Pinkie Pie: I bought it over there.
(Pinkie points to a hat shaped building)
(Minka goes to that building)
Pinkie Pie: Anyone for cake?
(Zoe honks the horn)
Zoe: Come on Minka let's go!
(At the hat shop)
(Minka tries a hard hat, but a brick falls on her head)
(Then a cowboy hat, but a lasso takes it)
(Then a Napoleon hat, but Napoleon takes it)
Napoleon: Not anymore. That is mine.
(Then a top hat , but someone shoots it off)
(Then a propeller hat, but flies away)
(Then a diver's helmet, but takes it off)
(Then a graduate's cap, but books fall on her head)
(Minka pushes the books and tries an Arabian hat)
(Minka does an Arabian dance)
(Penny Ling finds her and pulls Minka out the shop)
Minka: Wait there's lot's more hats for me to try on.
(Penny Ling ties Minka's tail to the back of the truck and gets in)
Penny Ling: Step on it Zoe.
(Zoe starts driving and Minka takes the hat shop with her)
(Minka puts on a top hat)
Penny Ling: Knock it off!
(Penny Ling smacks it off her head)
(Minka puts on a baseball cap)
Zoe: Cut it out.
(Zoe smacks it off her head)
(Minka put on more hats while Zoe and Penny Ling keep smacking them off her head)
(Minka puts a brown bag over her head)
Zoe: Will you cut it out? Your old hat was fine.
Minka: But back them you said...
Zoe: Never mind what I said back then, I'm saying now that I'm sorry I've ever said it.
(Minka was confused)
Minka: Say what?
(The phone rings)
(At the racetrack)
Russell: Pinching heads is going to occur.
(Zoe and Penny Ling are whistling)
Minka: Can't hear that phone ringing. Nope.
(Zoe sees the racetrack)
Zoe: There it is. Finally.
(Zoe pushes the break but it doesn't work)
Zoe: Oh no, the Breaks are out.
Minka: But I made sure I put em back in.
(Minka finds the breaks)
Minka: See? They're right there in the glove box in case we need them.
(They ride down the hill fast)
Zoe and Penny Ling: MIIINKAAAA!!!!!
(At the racetrack, Russell angrily waits impatiently)
Russell: Pinch pinch pinching their heads. I'm gonna all the way off, baby. This is possilootly disragious. Where are those yahoos?
(The truck crashes through the racetrack)
Russell: Mama.
(The truck gets Russell)
(Russell pops up behind them being furious at them)
Russell: Alright, I warned ya, IT'S TIME TO PINCH OFF SOME HEADS!!!
(The truck grabs the trophy)
(Zoe gives the trophy to Russell)
Zoe: Congratulations! You won!
Russell: I...did?
(Russell looks at the trophy)
Russell: well what do ya know, I did.
(Minka pops up and puts the trophy on her head)
Minka: Say this makes a nice hat.
The End
