The Ross' Residence (surprisingly it's not da-da from Shrek)

Painting...

A/N- this is gonna be the only part so i hope you enjoy :D

Mama Ross- BOB. ROSS. GO TO YOUR ROOM.

NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU PAINTED LAST NIGHT!! THAT IS NOT SOMETHING TO SHOW TO KIDS!! GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!!

-bob, starts crying as he slams his door in hatred-

Bob- I HATE YOU

-mama ross rushed over to bob's room when she heard a slam come from his door, she didn't look happy-

Mama Ross- this boy knows better to not slam doors in my house.

-Out of both fear and anger he locks his door before mama ross could open the door and give him what was coming, but that didnt please mama ross one bit so immediately she took out her five foot chancla that was made with nothing but wood. She could here bob call her a so called, "ugly rat" which fueled her anger even more so she proceeded to put the dangerous slipper on-

Mama Ross- OPEN THE DOOR OR I'LL KICK IT DOWN

Bob Ross- U CAN'T UGLY RAT

Mama Ross- you know what..you made me do this.

-although she couldve kicked the door down which was her threat, she didn't want to have to pay for the broken door just because her son was painting images of naked girls and putting it on kindergarten online classes so she walked outside to bob's open window and jumped up to it, unable to fully get in because of her age and shape-

Bob- IF YOU COME IN ILL CUT OFF YOUR FINGERS

Mama-JOKES ON YOU I BIT MY FINGERS OFF YEARS AGO

Bob- ILL CUT OFF YOUR TOES THEN

-with bob reminding her of such painful memories, mama ross began to cry-

Mama- YOU KNOW YOUR DAD TOOK MY LEGS WHEN HE LEFT!! HOW DARE YOU TREAT ME WITH THIS DISRESPECT

Bob- Oops, well IDC!! STUPID!!

Mama- THIS IS WHY I PAID YOURE FRIENDS TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU. >:O

Bob- WHAT?

Mama- AND YOUR SIBLINGS ARE ONLY FRIENDS WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BE!! THEY CANT ESCAPE YOU

Bob- I HATE YOU!! YOU'RE HORRIBLE

Mama- YOU ARE ALMOST AS OLD AS ME AN YOURE STILL LIVING IN MY HOUSE SO I DONT CARE

Bob- ILL GO JUMP OFF!! WAIT WHAT??

Mama- JUMP OFF THEN ITS THE FIRST STORY

Bob- ILL GO TO THE CLIFF. You probably don't care though

Mama- THE CLIFF WONT LET YOU JUMP OFF CUZ NOT EVEN THE CLIFF WANT U

Bob- THEN-

I-

I'll just-

Uh

Mama- EXACTLY

Bob- CRIES VERY VERY VERY LOUDLY*

Mama- THIS IS WHY YOURE DAD LEFT. YOU COULDVE BEEN A DOCTOR BUT YOU DECIDED TO PAINT!! YOU WERE IN THE MILITARY AND THEN AFTER, PAINTING????? THATS WHAT YOU CHOSE?? I SHOULDVE LEFT WITH YOUR DAD

Bob- BUT HE HATES YOU!! HA!! DUMB

Mama- IT WOULD BE BETTER THEN BEING HERE WITH YOU

Bob- YOU CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING

Mama- SAYS THE PERSON WHO PAINTS TREES FOR A LIVING

Bob- ILL BREAK YOUR NECK WITH MY PAINT BRUSHES!! SEE I CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN PAINTING!! AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING!! STUPID!!

Mama- YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO. I CAN KICK YOU OUT. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BOB. I DONT WANT YOU

Bob- How dare you call me by just my first name. ILL RUN AWAY

Mama- ITS NOT RUNNING AWAY IF I KICK YOU OUT!! JUMP OUT THE WINDOW BOB!! DO IT

-to let bob jump, mama ross knew that she would have to move out of the way so she used almost all the strength she had to pull herself up and through the window-

Bob- YOU KNOW WHAT!! I WILL JUMP OUT!! PEACE OUT STUPID

Mama- YEAH AND THINK ABOUT THE WIFI YOU WONT BE GETTING ANYMORE

Bob- NOO

Mama- GOODBYE BOB. GOODBYE FOREVER

Bob- NOT THE WIFI!!! I NEED IT TO PRINT OUT PAINTINGS THEN STICK THEM TO MY CANVASES..I MEAN..UH-

Mama- .O.

-it was so shocking to find out what bob had really been doing with his paintings. He had been lying this entire time but what he hadnt known was that mama ross was recording the entire time. Originally she wanted to post the video online to show the world how bob really treated his mother but then she got a big secret out of him and could blackmail him, so she made it known and took the phone out of her pocket to show that she was recording-

Bob- NONONO

Mama- STEP BACK OR I'LL POST IT

Bob- FINE

-bob grabs his biggest brushes as both are with different colors of paint-

Mama- AHHH- NO BOB

Bob- GIVE ME THAT PHONE OR ELSE

Mama- NO!! IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY BOB

Bob- DONT CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME OLD LADY

Mama- >:C

-as mama ross was clearly upset about the nickname, out of anger, she pressed the button that determined bob ross' life. She had pressed post post-

Bob- NOOOOO!! NONONONO!! YOU DUMB OLD LADY

-mama ross then proceeds to calls leonardo de vinci making a rude comment before he had appeared-

Mama- His art may be poopoo but at least he can get rid of you

Bob- :OOOOO

-just then leo had stepped out of a canvas on the wall-

Leo- ..i..i saw the post bob..

Bob- SHE CALLED YOUR ART POOPOO..wait, what post?

Leo- you're mother posted something on facebook

and i clicked on it.

Bob- FACEBOOK WHO

Leo- youve faked it all..

Bob- FAKED WHAT??? I didn't fake anything u-u

Leo- so you mean to tell me that you didnt admit to faking your paintings?

Bob- No they're real

Leo- BITCH WHAT-? YOU LIED MAMA ROSS!! KILL HER WITH ME BOB

-leo starts chanting in shrek language-

Bob- KILL MAMA ROSS

-mama ross rises to the ceiling then falls and breaks her head open-

-you see as her lifeless body lies on the floor-

-with not even a single drop of blood on his carpet bob whispered into the night-

Bob- I'm in your closet ready to suffocate you with my art supplies

-bob and leo then said their goodbyes and leo walked back into the canvas as it slowly patched back up-

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The end

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or is it..?