The Un-Paralyzation

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*finally, Trollex, BDB & Barb find a raft that could possibly lead them to Vibe City or Lonesome Flats*

King Trollex: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Beat Drop Button & Queen Barb: COULD YOU PLEASE STOP?!

Beat Drop Button: I am your friend and all, but i have been hearing Ow for the past *counts fingers* . . . 273 TIMES!

Queen Barb: So help me, Rock God, if i have to hear that again, i will make my own strings and another Ultimate Power Chord! *looks at them* What?

King Trollex & Beat Drop Button: *whimpers* *BDB hides near Trollex's body*

Queen Barb: Okay, maybe i got a bit too harsh.

King Trollex: Yes, you did. Anyway, we found a raft! We could possibly go to the Smooth Jazz Rivers and save their tribe! Even though i hate that place!

*flashback*

Chaz the Smooth Jazz Troll: *playing smooth jazz* Did you like that?

Paralyzed Trollex: OoH . . . It FeElS So NiCe . . .

*flashback ends*

King Trollex: *shudders* Now, let's get on. *starts moving* Hey. Hey! My Bone. It's fixed! *flaps tail, very huge smile* Yes!

Beat Drop Button & Queen Barb: Oh, Thank Goodness! *starts walking on raft*

King Trollex: Yeah! Woohoo! *swims in water, then accidentally lands on candle in water* YOWWWWW! OW! *falls back down in water*

Beat Drop Button: Uh, Trollex?

King Trollex: *starts walking back to Raft* Ow, Oh! That hurt! I felt like a burning Fish Stick!

Beat Drop Button: Trollex! I think i know why you felt that candle.

*then very crinkly smooth jazz starts playing*

King Trollex: Hmm, that's weird, i don't feel paralyzed?

Queen Barb: Me too.

David the Smooth Jazz Troll: Uh. *crinkly smooth jazz plays* Whew! Oh, hey.

Beat Drop Button & Queen Barb: *jaw drops*

King Trollex: But, I . . . I don't understand! Where's all the *plays fake instrument* While we're supposed to feel *acting all woozy* But we actually are feeling *acting like Trollex has sand on his legs* But in the real world, we're feeling *acting all dizzy, falls in the water*

Beat Drop Button: *sighs* What he's trying to say is, Why haven't you paralyzed us yet?

David the Smooth Jazz Troll: I would but, my instrument is ruined. My name is David.

King Trollex: *sticks his head out of the water, confused* David? *jaw drops*

Beat Drop Button: Oh, come on Trollex, Where have you heard the word David before?

*flashback*

King Trollex: Yo, David! My Techno buddy! How you do!

David the Techno Troll: I do great!

King Trollex & David the Techno Troll: Yeah Boi!

*another flashback begins*

Rock Zombie Trollex: Yo, David, some concert last night, right?

David the Rock Troll: Yeah, it was Rockin! *shows rock sign*

Rock Zombie Trollex & David the Rock Troll: Rock On!

Rock Zombie Trollex: *jumps in lava* *splashes*

*another flashback begins*

King Trollex: Sup, David.

King Trollex & David the Pop Troll: Hey-O!

*flashback ends*

King Trollex: Okay, maybe you're right. Anyway "David", what happened to this place?

David the Smooth Jazz Troll: What happened? King Moon happened.

King Trollex: Dang it! He was here too! So that means if we went to the Reggaeton tribe and the K-Pop Tribe and this tribe . . . *gasps* He's got 3 stones! He only needs one more. Quick! To Lonesome Flats!

David the Smooth Jazz Troll: Enjoy your trip, Heroes. But before you go, here is one more song for you. *Starts playing smooth jazz but Trollex puts a big cork in the start*

King Trollex: Save it for someone who needs a break. Toodle-loo! *starts paddling*

Columns:
King Trollex - 16 Columns
Beat Drop Button - 9 Columns
Queen Barb - 6 Columns
David the Smooth Jazz Troll - 4 Columns
Rock Zombie Trollex - 3 Columns
David the Techno Troll & David the Rock Troll - 2 Columns
Chaz the Smooth Jazz Troll & Paralyzed Trollex & David the Pop Troll - 1 Column

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