Crashes are the first thing I hear when I wake up, then a string of curse words, and finally the distinctive sound of a body hitting the floor. "Loouuuu." I moan, pulling the pillow over my head, "Can you be any louder?"
"Sorry, sorry," I lean over the bed and burst out laughing. Louis' sprawled across the floor, groaning. "I was trying to tie my shoes and eat a bagel at the same time, and well, as you can see it didn't quite work."
"Get out." I throw my pillow at him and he easily catches it. After grabbing his bagel off the ground and leaving, I drag myself out of bed. I glance at the mirror and cringe. I look like a monster. Greasy hair, one pants leg rolled up, makeup smear-Oh wait am I saying? I look great! Positivity is key.
I decide that I look semi-acceptable and skip downstairs, I make myself some breakfast and collapse on the couch. I'm scooping the last few drops of milk into my mouth when I check my phone.
48 new messages!
What the...
8:56 a.m.
the demons have locked me in the closet! HELP!!! I'm holding on to this wifi for dear life! -Lina >:)
Dont let go Jack! -Haz Loves Lil
Harry! Not the time, I'll be over in ten! -Liam
At least there's one nice person in this group! -Lina >:)
Okay okay, stop talking about me! I'm right here! -Niall
U caught us! -Haz loves Lil
We should make a fan club 4 him -Haz Loves Lil
Gr8 idea bbe!! -Lil Loves Haz
Alright, possible name's lets gooooo -Niall
W.L.N. campaign! We could totally get funds if we make it look like we're trying to save koalas or something!!! -Daph <3
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Daph <3
DID I SEND YOU GUYS THE VIDEO OF THE KOALA SLEEPING!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! -Daph <3
Did you like totally die of like happiness and like cuteness overload!?!?! -Lou :)
OMG!!! YOU DID TOO?! I TOOK SO MANY SCREENSHOTS!!! OMG!!! I'LL BE OVER IN TWENTY!!!!!!!!!!! -Daph <3
Wait, Daph, no -Lou :)
Sorry!! Can't text and drive!! Safety first!! -Daph <3
Oh my god, what have I done?! -Lou :)
Wait! Guys! My fanclub!!! -Niall
Come on! -Niall
T is important stuff! Guys! -Niall
User NialltheBigH changed his name to Niall No Fans Horan
T is your doing. -Niall No Fans Horan
9:46 a.m.
Daphne has been showing me the same six koala pictures in different filters for the past half hour. SAVE ME!!!! -Lou :)
I asked for simply one thing, one thing. And you couldn't do it. So I can't do yours. -Niall No Fans Horan
Daph, don't forget t show Lou how t look zoomed in and out! -Niall No Fans Horan
You're one cold, cold man. -Lou :)
OMG!!!! Thanks Niall!! -Daph <3
Successfully saved Lina and got her a bonus -Liam
Never doubt the power of a guilt trip. Ever. -Lina >:)
Guess wat Lil n I r doing 2day ;) -Haz Loves Lil
omg ure telling them?! -Lil Loves Haz
they were going 2 find out @ some point -Haz Loves Lil
ok ok do u wanna tell them or should I -Lil Loves Haz
it would be an honor my lady -Haz Loves Lil
we r going 2 the beach!!!!!!!!!!! -Haz Loves Lil
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Lil Loves Haz
are you kidding me -Lou :)
Really? That's it? -Liam
am i being pranked or ?? -Lina >:)
How romantic!!! Lil you are so lucky!!!! -Daph <3
Finally!! some1 appreciates me! -Haz Loves Lil
i dont appreciate u -Lil Loves Haz
I luv u. -Lil Loves Haz
I luv u 2 -Haz Loves Lil
OMG!!!! I'm reading a real life romance novel!!!! -Daph <3
You can't even spell while confessing your love for eachother -Liam
oh gag im throwing up -Lina >:)
t is sick!!!!!! -Niall No Fans Horan
Liam, Lou :), Lina >:), and Niall No Fans Horan have muted the conversation
RUDE!!! -Daph <3
I laugh loudly at my friends and quickly send them a message.
10:47 a.m.
Niall No Fans Horan! How about the Bobby Horan is the Best Horan! fanclub? -GabBYE
Bobby is life. Bobby is love. -GabBYE
You're crazy Gabrielle!!! My dad says he loves you too!!! -Niall No Fans Horan
<3<3<3<3 -GabBYE
I'm Bobby af.
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Sorry about the long wait, this chapter was just a filler and a get to know the character's personalities better!! Something special is in the next chapter so keep your eye's peeled for the update! Any comments, questions, concerns, or mistakes feel free to let me know or ask!
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The Art Show || Zayn Malik AU (before fame)
HumorA simple art show, show off your work, get judged, try to win, go home. Simple right? Nope. Not when Zayn Malik is involved. What was supposed to be a three week getaway becomes a life changing event.
