God messed up

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Uhhhh I think mom tagged me??????? Shit I gotta be more on top of this

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Uhhhh I think mom tagged me??????? Shit I gotta be more on top of this

Okay, 10 things

1. I never wear skirts or dreszes unless I'm wearing pants under them

2. I dont have autocorrect, hence a lot of spelling mistakes

3. God decided I needed to be short, curvy, and sarcastic. Its made shit difficult

4. My least favorite color is yellow

5. When I first heard She, I couldnt handle the.. etheralness of the song and had to skip it and save it for a specific mood

6. I don't use foundation, I use concealer all over my face because it matches my skin tone better

7. I typically dont put on blush since I blush ridiculously easy

8. Instead, I use my blush as my eyeshadow

9. I dont do eyeliner

10. I actually wear glasses, I just never wear them in photos

Joke(not instead I have an awesome comeback):

Your ass must be jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth

Spolier:


Uh, I was planning on writing a book, but.... idk I have an idea, it just needs development


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