The New Kid

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Hi! My name is Tiffany and i'm 14 years old. Today is my first day of school so I'm going to tell you how I get ready.

First, I take a three hour shower to get extra clean. Plus I need some time to "get off" on the thought of One Direction. Harry is so sexy.

So then I put on my most expensive clothes.

Im really poor though. My house only has 4 floors, 9 bedrooms, and a pool.

I look super ugly. My hair is wavy and blonde and I have blue eyes. Not to mention my completely flat stomach and size C breasts. I mean, how disgusting can I get?

My hair air drys and I put on some makeup. Only 4 layers though. I dont want to look fake.

After all of that, i'm finally ready for school. My butler drives me the whole 3 blocks. It takes forever.

But then, as I stand around my newly assigned locker that is a whole 6 spaces from my BFF Jennifer's, a new kid walked it.

He must have weighed 200 pounds. His hair was slick with oil and his face was covered with pimples.

He was the sexiest man I had ever seen.

All my friends gathered around me. "Audree, He's so sexy. What if he doesn't notice us?"

I stared at my friend with shock. "He has to notice one of us. Not me though, cause I'm ugly, but surely one of you. "

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