What's Wrong With Being Us? (One direction fanfic)

K so if you're reading this you're freaking awesome. So this story Is basically about me and my best friend going to London and being the maniacs that we are so yeah. Please bear with my craziness. This isn't my first fanfic but it's my first on wattpad so sorry if it's bad. Enjoy and please comment and tell me how you like it! 

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"Excuse me miss but do these windows open?" 

"I'm thirsty can I have another soda?" 

"If I somehow opened this window would my face explode?" 

"Oh no I shouldn't have drunk that last soda" 

" OH NO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IS GONNA EXPLODE!!" 

"I GOTTA PEE!!! WHERE'S THE BATHROOM!?!?" 

"Am I allowed to say the word 'bomb' on this flight?" 

"I DON'T THINK IM GONNA MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!!!" 

"Hey that kid up there got a pin with wings on it! Are we gonna get pins?" 

"Nevermind I'm better now" 

"WHERE ARE OUR DAMN PINS?!?!?" 

"BOMB! Just kidding! YOLO!"  

"I WANT A PIN!" 

"MISS!" 

"MISS!"  

"MISS!" 

The flight attendant who unluckily got stuck chaperoning me and my best friend Mare looked like her head was gonna explode. Too bad for her the flight was only half over.

"Shh! Just please be quiet, sit still and don't say the b word!" she hissed

"Which b word?" I asked. 

"Bananas?" 

"bee-octh?" 

"Barf?" 

" butt?" 

"Oh I KNOW! BOMB!" I shouted excitedly. 

The flight attendant's face drained as she slapped her hand over my mouth. She turned to the other passengers and smiled 

"Kids. You know how clueless they're sometimes." she added 

"Betch please I'm am almost fifteen years old!" I sassed her

She shot me and Mare a death glare and stalked down the aisle. I turned back to Mare and grinned evilly. Since we were only almost fifteen we needed a chaperone in the airport. And let me tell you we had some good times at the airport pretending to be lost, refusing to walk through the x-ray claiming that it was a violation of privacy, and riding the luggage claim.  

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So let me go back. My name is Elizabeth but everyone calls me Betta. My bestest friend in the whole world is Marie or Mare as everyone calls her. We also happen to be cousins. A few weeks ago our aunt who watches us (our parents died a while ago) lost her mind. So like any normal family our relatives decided to ship us out preferably to a different country. Unfortunately for our cousin Lou ,who lived in London, that meant she got to watch us until we drove her crazy. Hence why we are currently on an air plane.

Now most people would say we are totally bonkers. But we're not! We even got tested when we stayed in that clinic! We're just what you would call....different. Kay that's a lie we're pretty crazy. We say what we want, do stupid things, act like goofballs, and occasionally freak out flight attendants. We're pretty funny to be around but to face the facts we're a handful. We tend the drive people off the edge. But we have each other and that's all we need.

Like I said we drive people crazy. So when one of our family members gets tired of us we go live with someone else. Now we off to London. And did I mention we're obsessed with British people? No? Well we are! We envy their accents! Well enough backstory let's get to the action. 

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"ONE TWO THREE" I shouted as Nicole held her breathe. We were officially bored out of our minds and had resulted to breath-holding contests.

"FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN-" I continued  

" Excuse me but would you mind shutting your trap I'm trying to-" a man hissed at me. 

"EXCUSE ME SIR BUT WOULD YOU MIND BEING QUIET IM TRYING TO COUNT HERE!" 

The man's face flushed with anger 

"Why you snot- nosed twa-" he yelled 

"MISS THIS MAN IS THREATENING ME!" I called.

"Am not!" 

"Are too!" 

"no!" 

"yes!"

Our flight attendant rushed over while Mare's face started to turn blue. She was very competitive and wasn't going to lose this contest.

"What is it now!" asked our very irritated flight attendant. 

"HE THREATENED ME" I said pointing my finger. 

The flight attendant sighed and looked over at the man.

I sat back triumphantly and looked over at Mare. Her face was turning purple.

"OMG Mare! Breathe!!!" I shouted and shook her shoulders. 

She shook her head stubbornly and kept holding her breathe.

"PLEASE?WE CAN CALL IT A DRAW!" I shouted. 

Our flight attendant looked over unsure of what to do. 

Mare shook her head again and plugged her nose tighter.

"FINE! YOU WIN! YOU WIN! JUST BREATHE PLEASE?!?" I asked begging on my knees in my seat. 

Mare let out her breathe gasped and fist-pumped.

"Hahah I won! Take that!" she shouted 

"Nu-uh! You were gonna die! I let you win!" 

"NOO! You said I won!" 

"Let's just call in a draw!" 

"No!" 

"Yes!" 

"Fine!"

Our flight attendant looked like she just had a heart attack. She turned in her heels and walked away.

"What's her problem?" 

"I have no idea"