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so.. this is only here because i got bullied into making it (thank you, you cheeky little shit).

they say a picture is worth 1000 words so i'm going to beat the word count.

but first, what pictures couldn't say:

i'm a twenty-year-old, six foot two, bisexual, single (and not looking. ever.), sarcastic, a little bit too frank, opinionated brit that will. not. take. shit. from. anyone.

this is me ___

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this is me
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(f.c. is francisco lachowski but everyone already knew that. don't @ me, he's incredible looking. okay.)

this is me when i'm really feeling myself___

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this is me when i'm really feeling myself
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this is me when i'm really feeling myself___

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this is morning me
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this is contemplating-life-while-taking-a-shit me___

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this is contemplating-life-while-taking-a-shit me
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this is contemplating-life-while-taking-a-shit me___

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this isn't spaghetti but i still ate all of it
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this is me when i'm about to hit someone with a comeback that they didn't see coming ___

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this is me when i'm about to hit someone with a comeback that they didn't see coming
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this is me when i'm about to hit someone with a comeback that they didn't see coming ___

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this is me enjoying being a kid way more than i should have been
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this is me enjoying being a kid way more than i should have been ___

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dog.
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⏰ Last updated: Jul 08, 2020 ⏰

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