There's money to be made -
use your nimble fingers,
try your luck, phone up,
be confident, access the show.
Win - you'll be lucky;
lose - embarrassed, depressed.
Phone, make money for the company -
cashing in, they'll just love you.
Follow the juvenile tradition -
TOP of the Form
be a know-all, a clever-clogs -
why feet I wonder?
mine tend to stumble.
Mock the swot at school
but worship those who master
the Millionaire Hoop, the Lottery Ladder.
In this modern circus, losers - stupid clowns
who couldn't phone a clever friend;
ask the admiring audience
who might just have time
to go home and read a book.
