𝐴𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑠 ☞︎ 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟

𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩

A/N: sorry I haven't been posting as much recently! I'm working on one-shots :)

Steve is Dad. Bucky is Papa.

Dad logged on

Dad: (Y/N) where are you?

Dad: me and Buck want to go out for lunch with you

Papa logged on

Papa: hurry up doll because I'm hungry

(Y/N) logged on

Dad: how was your day?

(Y/N): good, I'm baking with Vision and Wanda rn

Dad: how long will you be?

(Y/N): erm

(Y/N): I'll ask

Papa: where do you wanna go?

Dad: I'm thinking restaurant

Papa: whattttt??? Takeout is bae

Dad: did our daughter teach you that Buck?

Papa: yup :D

(Y/N): he said it should take about 20 minutes

Dad: what are you making sweetheart?

(Y/N): pie!

Papa: you don't like pie...?

(Y/N): it's for Loki obv

Dad: that's nice of you

Papa: why are you doing it though?

(Y/N): it's his birthday 🤨

Dad: really?

(Y/N) mmh

Papa: well then

Papa: takeout or restaurant?

(Y/N): can we get takeout?

Dad: of course

(Y/N): buttttt

Papa: yes?

(Y/N): can I bring a friend?

Dad: if you want

Dad: not to be rude doll, but which friend

Papa: he basically means "what friend? because you have none"

(Y/N): thanks papa 😐

Papa: your welcome doll 😋

Dad: so, which friend?

(Y/N): Jack.

Papa: we don't lie to each other doll.

(Y/N): fine, Loki. It's his birthday and everyone's forgotten except for a robot, his brother and a (Y/A) year old. It's not fair on him.

Dad: you are too pure I swear

Papa: adorable

Papa: you are now my child

Dad: ???

(Y/N): I'm already your c h i l d

Papa: I HAVE NOW NOW DOUBLE FATHERED YOU

Dad: I am so confused

(Y/N): I have now double daughtered you

Dad: ...right.

Dad: how long is it gonna be now?

(Y/N): 10 minutes dude

Papa: dude????

(Y/N): sorry :/

Dad: I think you've been hanging out with Peter too much sweetheart

(Y/N): I'll choose to ignore that comment

Papa: what takeout we going for?

Dad: And we're not getting shawarma, I've had enough of that for a lifetime

(Y/N): OOOH CHINESE!

Dad: sure :)

Papa: :)

(Y/N): yay :)

Papa: :)

Papa: :)

Papa: :)

Papa: :)

Papa: :)

Dad: Jesus Buck, your nearly as bad as Thor

(Y/N): We have finished the pie!

Papa: you gonna go put your coat on then?

(Y/N): I shall dear father greatest

Dad: god I don't know how I put up with you

Papa: wait don't you need to tell Loki first

(Y/N): ah yes if you say so

Dad: please tell me you weren't thinking of just dragging him to the car without even saying anything

(Y/N): ... noooo definitely not

Dad: I would be worried but I've seen Bucky do the exact same thing

Papa: hush-hush Mr flag

Dad: :I

(Y/N): he is not amused

Papa: I've known him for more than 80 years, trust me. I know.

Dad: yes, you better know

Papa: can you hurry up doll? I'm starving over here

(Y/N): I'm tryna convince him

(Y/N): andddddd he's coming!

Dad: wait, how did you do that so quickly?

Papa: doll...

(Y/N): I just mentioned something

Dad: please please please tell me you didn't blackmail him

(Y/N):

Dad: God please help me.

Papa: we have taught our daughter well Stevie :D

Dad: you should NOT be supporting this

Papa: yet here I am

(Y/N): we're nearly there!!!

Dad: Okay, do you have your jacket? It's quite cold out

(Y/N): yep!

Papa: I see you

Dad: why are we texting? They're across the room?

Papa: wait. Is that my jacket??

(Y/N): ...maybe.

~11.8.20~