(Narrator Voice) Sometimes the GHOST Neighborhood is not a peaceful place.
Kennith: *commits arson and sets Nancy on fire*
Nancy: u little frick heck
Henry: Fortunately I have heated all of your knives and shredded them in one of those industrial machines to make viral videos and get clout so now you cannot stab him
Henry: Also I have enough AdSense money to move far away now
Nancy: Henry using my knives for a dead trend is unforgivable I was going to make a nice salad with those and also stab a child but alas now I will have to settle for yeeting you into the sun
Aside from the arson that will inevitably happen every day, I have to deal with broken legs and ribs quite a bit, as The Crispy Man needs more eyes so he knows that I am not, in fact, a mirror. See, spiders have quite a few eyes, and I believe--
Loud Crashing Noise: *loud crashing noise*
Oh for the sake of all that is holy and all that is not holy and also bugs--
Christopher Pierre: MY 27 CHOCOLATE CAKES
Obsequious: Ahaha cAk
Christopher Pierre: NOW I ONLY HAVE 27 CHOCOLATE CAKES MINUS ONE SLICE THIS IS CATASTROPHIC
Obsequious: *slowly takes another slice but from a different cake*
Obsequious: AHAHA CAK
Obsequious: Mm I like cAk
Obsequious: Actually I don't like cAk *throws the slice of cake at the wall*
Amygdala's Rag Doll: *runs back from the sunset* THIS IS WALL HARASSMENT AND ALSO HARASSMENT OF MY BANK ACCOUNT
Christopher Pierre: mY CAKES >:(
Amygdala's Rag Doll: MY WALLS >:(
You know, I should probably go check on them.
Christopher Pierre: Another spider on the wall I'm gonna squish it with my bat
Please, I have a name and a life and some friends and also insane medical bills from the last 77 times you did this!
Amygdala's Rag Doll: Please, the large human shaped spider has a name and a life and some friends and also insane medical bills from the last 77 times you did this and also my wall
Christopher Pierre: Haha bat go brrrrrrr
And this is why I have chosen not to narrate this story for approximately a year and a half. I don't get paid enough to deal with this.
Kennith: I liek arson
YOU ARE READING
OMG it's a GHOST (and pals)
HumorWelcome to the GHOST neighborhood, where the characters from all of GHOST's songs live: Kennith is crazy, Nancy is crazier, and Amygdala's Rag Doll is completely fed up with literally everyone. This is a strange, strange world.
