Pickles Entering Your Buns

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Oh, Pickles

entering hard

with open hearts

and nasty farts

oh yes

slowly, slowly

slowly getting faster

harder, harder

im feeling like tarter

saucey, slooshy

poffy like poopy

pickles

buns

delightful to touch

i put them together

it makes it even better

Pickles in your buns

entering and leaving

leaving a line of green on the sides

fruits

or

vegetables

doing something fruity

makes me go bazooki

Pickles, Oh Pickles

You make me laugh

Pickles, Yes Pickles

I love to fap

on my pickley buns

I take the pickle out of your buns

i take the pickle

to your mum

she gladly takes it

unlike you

and puts them in a pot

and makes some stew

ouch, ouch

my pickle is in pain

boiling, throbing

popping some veins

my pickle turns mush

and cooks in the stew

now i am left

with only a few

I have a problem

waiting to be solved

to find my pickle

and enter it to your buns.

Oh, Pickles.

How you enter my buns

making my numb

like a rusty thumb

making me sigh

and moan

and groan

my pickles bring all the buns to the yard

they're like, its better than yours

damn right, its better than yours.

I could teach you,

but I'd have to charge.

Oh pickles you wiggle and move around

making the buns very proud

buns of love

and pickles of war

seem to make

a good mix

kiss

pickles and buns

pickles replace hot dogs

and dried up gum

do pickles have hair?

oh no, they dont

for pickles aren't meant to

because they just aren't.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 22, 2015 ⏰

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