(I just realised that in the last chapter someone was gonna say, "Maybe he has rabies, it would explain the bite!" And now I just realised I spelled rabies wrong! Oh my lord!!! Never mind! I spelled it right!!!!)
Mr. Innocent
I just entered my room after I had some McDonald's! May be unhealthy, but I can work it off during work!
But then it hits me, it smells different. And I know how my room smells! It smells like mint and lavender. Not sweat and coffee! And I believe perfume!
I quickly open my window and start to light up 20 candles, 10 of each smell.
I'm getting their smell out!
...
It was now 5AM, I had just finished disinfecting and cleaning my room. These bitches left a mess!
I am now going to take a shower, I need it!
But the thing is, when I was grabbing underwear I saw my favriote one was missing! And it was expensive too!
These bitches are gonna pay!!
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I walk into class late, seeing Azaiwa asleep on the floor. So I drag a bitch to my seat, I then slap his head to wake him up.
He does so instantly, and I walk back to the front, pissed!
I step in front of teacher stand and wait.
They all look at me when they feel the temputare drop.
"Ok, class. Care to explain why you were in my room?" I say deadly calm.
They all have the same look, fear. They all stay silent, which just pisses me off more!
"I want answers!!" I scream at them, probaly catching the other classes attention.
"We were just doing an inspection." Iida says in a weak voice.
"Oh, so an inspection also means throwing my stuff around?" I ask glaring holes into him.
"Ummm, we were just looking around and forgot to pick up?" Denki says in fear.
"So getting me locked out of my computer is just looking around, correct?" I say with a smile.
I hear gasps outside of class, I guess there really is other people here!
"We didn't mean to?" Kirishima says.
"You didn't mean to try and figure out my password and look through my computer, right?" I say, which makes him look down in his lap.
"It was an accident you shitty nerd!" Kacc- No, Bakugou says as he stands up.
"Oh! So it was also an accident that you guys stole my underwear?!!!" I scream at them.
Everything goes silent, I can't even hear breathing!
Then the door bursts open, revealing an angry Present Mic.
"You guys stole his underwear?!!!!" He screams while activating his quirk, I think people outside of school could hear!
"We did not!" Uraraka says as she covers her ears.
"We would never do that!" Momo yells.
"I can assure you, that did not happen!" Iida says in defense.
I just slowly walk to Mineta. He looks scared shitlesss, good.
I bend down to his ear, making sure only he could hear.
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Mr. Not So Innocent
ФанфикHiiiiiiiiiii children! Now, you may be asking, "Who allowed this bitch to make another story?!" I did! But moving on! This is just a nice chatfic of my main man(Deku) being an insomniac. Who also happens to be completely different outside of school!