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|| Bribery ||

Fudou: *rings the doorbell multiple times* Oi KidOu—

Kidou: *opens the door* yeS?

Fudou: Where's my daily toilet paper?!

Kidou: Oh, it's in the back, I'll get it. Do you wanna stay for a while tho'?

Fudou: I'm just here for my toilet paper.

Hakamada: Master Kidou, should I prepare the banana tea?

Kidou: No need Hakamada, the boy was just about to leav—

Fudou: *is already inside sitting on a couch, crossing his legs in a proper manner* Oh pish posh dear Kidou, a little chat wouldn't hurt, would it?

Kidou: *confusion noises*

Hakamada: *pours some tea onto a cup* Bribery always works sir.

P. S. I'M ALIVE, DON'T WORRY—