[Bnha various x reader]

I didnt come back from the dead to be FUCKING ATTACKED

<Second Person POV>

You were walking to the mall alone since Hizashi and Shota had to get ready for the UA sports festival that comes up in a week. You were going to the mall because SOMEONE- I'm not pointing fingers now... *CouGh*KayamaNemuriAKAMidnight*CoUgh* WHOA, there's something in my throat...

Anyways, someone decided to force you to dance in front of the whole audience before the players pledge. You were buying athletic clothes, since all you owned was either goth, pajamas, or a oversized hoodie. I mean, you wouldn't mind dancing in your pajamas...

You entered the clothing shop, and immediately grabbed a random athletic shirt, and some tightass pants. You paid and left the store, and you bumped into something...or rather someone...

"Ah shit, sorry!" You said as you patted the place where you bumped into. The person looked at you, and immediately scowled.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!" He yelled at you. The person next to him, who had spiky red hair spoke up. "Dude! That's the girl who randomly teleported into USJ!" He said. The male who snapped at you scowled more.

"HAHH?!" Just before he could say anything, you cut him off. He was stepping on your foot.

"Bitch, you gon fucking step on my fucking toe bitch, with those fucking cowgirl boots, dIsgUstang." You spat at him. The yellow haired male who was with them looked at you while his eyes sparkled.

"Ma'am, may I get some spare coochie?" He asked.

"Nah bro, You finna pay if you want some of my stanky Cooch." You said, but gave him a piece of paper. "Yo, you seem cool. Call me sometime." You turned to the male who stepped on your foot. "And you. I didn't come back from the dead to be FUCKING ATTACKED. I think you should drink some extra wamen juice every morning from now on cause hunny, you ain't finding a girl with all of this." You said as you looked at him up and down. The male looked at you.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WAMEN JUICE YOU EXTRA?!" He yelled at you. You giggled, and ran away from the scene.

"Wait... CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD?!" Someone screamed from behind you. You couldn't help but giggle.