Hydroflask incident

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So, when they were popular, I was the school VSCO girl. And let me tell you, I was popular as shit when I was a vsco girl, but then they weren't popular anymore, so neither was I, and tbh, I loved it. So anyways, another dude, who we'll call Ken, came over to me during lunch and was all "sksksksksksks and I oop." So I turned around, hydroflask in hand, and was all "Bitch, shut up, or you get the flask" and he said, "nah, ur to nice, you wouldn't do tha-" And he was cut off by me hammering his elbow with my hydro. Once I finished I was all, "You we're saying?". Yeah. He came to school the next day with a bruise the size of America. I surprised myself with how big the bruise was.

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