Ok, yeah I get it, "ThE bIbLe SaY's ThIs" but, now, Jews don't care if you suck dick or not, you can be any sexuality, and the Rabbi doesn't give two shits. Ok, I'm not saying there's zero homophobia, I'm saying most of us just don't care. There's unfortunately always going to be homophobia, but most of us choose to ignore whatever verse of the bible says that we can't be gay.
So go and be gay! Go forth my children! Go! Also, the more religious of us aren't allowed to even touch the opposite gender unless we're related or married. What I'm saying is, gay sex is the only premarital sex we're allowed.
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Why Being Jewish Is Great
HumorHi, here's a list of why it's great to be Jewish. You don't have to be Jewish to read it, and don't take it too seriously, it's a joke
