(A/N: Oh, I also added myself into a few of these, so feel free to replace me with other characters if you want) (And yes, I refer to myself in third person. I hope that's not annoying)
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Kuroo and Bokuto: We're two halves of a whole idiot
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Tsukki: I want to start some kind of ice cream shop just so I can have a sign in front of it that says 'half off for attractive people' and then charge everyone full price. I want to be the destroyer of self-esteem.
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Hinata: omg my mom (suga) dropped his iphone in the toilet so he fished it out and desperatly yelled "SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO?!" and siri replied "suga, you have 28 events in july. that's a lot" and then died.
Noya: #moredramaticthanromeoandjuliet
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Kuroo: I hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower and nothing is more startling than being completely naked and then hearing lebron james say "you know what makes me thirsty?" (A/N: I mean, me too kinda I MEAN WAIT WHAT-)
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Tsukki: say "oh my gosh look at the blood on her pants" in a crowded hall and the girls who turn around are on their period.
Suga: Okay satan, let's take it down a notch sweetie
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Tanaka: One time Asahi was telling the volleyball team about how Halloween was "the day of the devil" and Noya goes "wow a whole day all for me?" and then Asahi grbbed the nearest bible and was clinging to it like his life depended on it
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Oikawa: Once a boy told me to stop wearing lipstick because it makes girls not want to kiss me so I pulled it out and applied it right then and there without breaking eye contact (Sass level: over 9,000)
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Noya: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like "look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am, the flower is winning and i'm losing"
Yamaguchi: Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
Tsukki: *suddenly bursts in to ruin Noyas life*
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Bokuto: Tsukki, you wanna play twister?
Tsukki: Sure, i've never played though
*timeskip*
Kuroo: *spins* Okay, left foot red
Tsukki: *kicks Kuroo since he's obviously wearing red* Did I win?
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Kuroo: Yo Yaku, you think I can get this egg in that jar without cracking?
Yaku: No
Kuroo: *turns around and throws the egg at Lev and gets egg all over him*
Lev: What the hell man?
Kuroo: *turns back to Yaku* Guess you were right
Lev: *is about to strangle Kuroo*
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionJust a book of all my random Haikyuu stuff. Oneshots SFW alphabets Headcanons Zodiacs (?) Boyfriend scenarios and other things that i'll think of later
