Person A: Why are you acting up?!
Person B: Oh, Person A, don't you know? They have a toothache.
Person A: What?
Person B: They have a toothache because of a cavity.
Person A: Person C, go to the dentist!
Person C: No!!!
Person A: Person B, what other of Person C's weaknesses do you know?
Person B: Oh, do you know about-
Person C: PERSON B, YOU TRAITOR!
