my life so far

so a duck and a man walk into a bar...

alr this morning i was just watching some hungrybox play melee right? i decide since i havnt checked wattpad that i will check it, and im just tallking in a vc on discord, and then i see the little orange dot on my pfp (Btw i love it when i see the orange dot, it makes me feel happy, and like i have friends so if u want feel free to light it up anytime u want :D)

so anyway i look at my notifications, @singetail made a new chapter or book or something about her oc, and then apricot decided with the upmost intelligence, to tag me. with a list of stuff. at midnight. i just tought my dad ches ok? im not in the mood. BUT IM OK WITH IT (insert hide the pain herald meme here)

so enough stalling onto the list :]

1. see the future. come on, i would know what to do, that or mind reading  :3 easy way to tell if my crush likes me back :3.

2. hmmmmmmm, america?

3. i have no idea tbh, but one of them is probably beer, the other day i decided to try a tiny sip of my dads beer, and i took a tiny sip, ever so tiny, OH GOD IT TASTED BAD UGH, GROSS, IT TASTED LIKE HORSE PISS, not that i know what that tastes like but u get the point.

4. uhh, idk i dont really get in that much pain? and when i do its not like world ending. so idk, a cramp i got in my neck a minute ago?

5. there will Never Ever be another Melee player like Hungrybox, i litterally copied and pasted it, but ye i like me some documentaries, if they is cooll. also ill past the link here :3333 |
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6. uhh lemme check discord,

i dont wanna search, just take this and be happy

7. america :c

8.  nvm im too lazy to delete it

9. oh god, which one? my closet door is open so i see a ton. uhh, the shirt(s) i see is rainbow/multicolored and is- screw it no im bored and tired, not feeling like i need to write a essay on what a shirt looks like

10. no, lemme explain, its physically impossible while he is wearing marshmellow costume, there is no mouthole, therefor it can never be possible

11. the mix between a tophat and a purple sparkle time fedora

12. stinks

13. a wall

14. not necesarrily a "phobia" but i will die before i go on a roler coster, or u will, if u keep asking for me to go on one.

15. room of bed

16.

im the person that said a btw, no thats not my user, thats a nickname

17. yes, i love grandady longlegs bc i can pick them up and they cant bite me, also they has long leg, AND THAT IS COOL

18. apricot fu- you, u know i cant draw and never will :c

THATS ALL FOR NOW FOLKS NOW BE APRECIATIVE I TRY ON SOME THINGS

and take what u have leanred from this and do good deads, next imma tag everryone that i want to so be ready >:DDD