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What happens when you an alchemist who wants to be left alone,A foreman with a work ethic,a viking who follows no laws,a king who's a knight,a duelist with a taste for the sky,and a bunch of other quirky characters? Enter in The Order of No Quarter...

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Suggestion Box

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by Theonegeek44

by Theonegeek44

Plague Knight:Hey king knight,did you beat him?

King Knight:the shovel fool,no

Mole Knight:hey guys,sorry I was late,reading suggestions

Plague Knight:?

Mole Knight:From my suggestion box.

Plague Knight:???

Mole Knight:Do you not have one?

Plague Knight:What is this suggestion box you speak of?

Mole Knight:Its a box that your minions put slips of paper in,and on that piece of paper they write a suggestion,it's really cool,you should try it.

Treasure Knight:I just got one too,it's increased my gold haul by 20%

Mole Knight:Speaking of suggestions...Plague can you do me a favor?

Plague Knight:Waht is it?

Plague Knight:What is it

Mole Knight:How do you turn a blorb into a chair?

Plague Knight:Whats the chemical build up of the blorb?

Specter Knight:Plague,you're using nerd speech!

Plague Knight:It is not "Nerd speech" It is the language of science

Treasure Knight:Sure...fucking nerd

Plague Knight:Forget it

Tinker Knight:You started without me,you shall be punished

Tinker Knight:h

Specter Knight:Stop before i go over there and cut your head off

Tinker Knight:Geez Specter,quite morbid,guess it comes with being dead

Specter Knight:Oh shit!

Plague Knight:What do you mean oh shit?

Specter Knight:BRB

Polar Knight joined the chat

Polar Knight:Hi guys

Plague Knight:Hows it going we were just about to go,sorry dude

Hoped you like this chapter