New years resolutions

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You know what I've noticed since I was five? New Years resolutions are a thing. And people make new ones every year! The thing is though, people never actually finish them. You're supposed to, but in three days, you're just giving up. It could be something like "I resolve to move out of my parents basement" or "I will care more about my health", and then you lose the willpower to keep doing it or to keep trying. There's just this invisible giant vacuum with legs that comes into your house and sucks up all that motivation and willpower to keep doing your resolutions. Sometimes at night, and that's how sleep paralysis happens. 🤷🏻‍♀️
You just give up on it after a while, no matter what. See, that's why I made a very special new year's resolution. My resolution was to stay memey and sarcastic. Guess what? 7 months in so far, and still going strong!

Bye!

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