Alright so before I get to the main course, lemme butter up some bread...
1. I only made this to mess with Diamond, so you don't have to lose your dignity to this 😅
2. Yes, this is about Powerpuff Girls.
3. Masochism and sadism included (not too crazy though, yet I was tempted to make it that way to get back at Diamond...)
4. -xDiamond is Bubbles' Bitch, change my mind.
5. Back out now or forever hold your peace.
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So Diamond, you didn't believe me when I said I'd pub this. So whose the capper now? 🖕😎🖕
Also a little news flash, before yall go saying "They're literal preschoolers! I'm calling the police!" I made them 17 in this so theyre legal (well Bubbles at least). Come on, I'm not that sick. The PPGs are 17 and also...You know I was right about Jasper bein a stick -xDiamond ;)
It was a beautiful day in Townsville. Arson going on just about everyday and prostitution going on at all moments. And to top it off was only very high unemployment rates.
Meanwhile with the powerpuff place, we can see Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup in her room (by the time they were old enough, the Prof. had given them seperate rooms) Bubbles pacing around the room like she as high on ketamine. It was 7 am on a Friday, and she had big plans for that day.
"He is so hot you guys!" She squealed to her tired sisters. "I'm telling you, he's the one!"
"You said that to the other 7 guys this months, Bubs," Buttercup reminded bluntly.
"Yeah we're tired of hearing your bed creaks every other school night." Added Blossom with a yawn. "Besides, what makes you think the new boy would just easily lay with you. You don't even know his name."
"I do too know his name. I think it was Desmond or something like that. Besides, I'm not only the hottest of us 3 but I'm also the hottest in the school." She swept her now longer pigtail to the side. "I should have no problem getting him into my room tonight tops."
How did the PowerPuff Girls go from superheros to great value sluts? Easy. They turned into teenagers. Blossom is still the big leader we know her as and is part of the Student Council, but she also has an Instagram and YouTube addiction like many of us. Buttercup is still the tough fighter and is one of the best drug dealers in the school. Bubbles? Became obsessed with the fact she was hot once she hit puberty. Since then she became the school slut.
"Honestly, Bubbles, I saw him checking out some girl named Jasper today so there's a slight chance-"
"Jasper isn't even thicc, and I'm way more attractive than her." she interrupted. (Also A/N: I know Jasper IS NOT part of the PPG Universe. I was just tryna prove my point 🤣) "I'm gonna talk to him and get him laid, maybe become my temporary boyfriend. So, you might wanna have some earplugs tonight. Now come on, I wanna get to school early to meet him."
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At Ass Eater High"Have you guys seen him?" Bubbles whined as she searched the halls. "I don't see him, and I'm starting to think he didn't show up."
Buttercup rolled her eyes as she grabbed books from her locker. "Why are you so desperate for someone you don't even know?"
"Well damn, Buttercup, I have to keep my reputation. Besides, I wanna get to him before that skinny cheeto puff does."
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