Markiplier X Jacksepticeye smut

ARGGGG

Jacksepticeye pov

So after a rough night of drinking I woke up with a sore ass and a splitting headache I heard groaning next to me I looked and saw MARKIPLIER NEXT TO ME IN BED i screamed he saw me and screamed too we were screaming at eachother

He screams "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED NAKED!?"

I screamed "I'M AT YOUR HOUSE!?"

"YES"

"HOW DID I END UP HERE?"

"IDK"

"AGGGGGG"

"ARGGGG"

We ran out of bed as fast as we could and we somehow end up in the lounge room screaming unessercly about us being staight

Mark grabbed a flopy banana and said "I'm straight as this banana"

I grabbed and tape measure un do it so high i yelled "I AM STRAIGHT AS THIS" pointing to the tape measure then it fell backwards

Mark cried "I DON'T THINK WE ARE STRAIGHT

I screamed "WE ARE ON A HANGOVER"

Mark screamed "YOUR IRISH"

I screamed "I'M IRISH"

Mark screamed "YOU SHOULD REMEMBER"

I screamed "I SHOULD REMEMBER"

"BUT YOU DON'T REMEMBER"

"BUT I DON'T REMEMBER"

"YOU CAN'T BE ON A HANGOVER"

"I CAN'T BE ON A HANGOVER"

"BUT UR ON A HANGOVER"

"BUT I'M ON A HANGOVER"

"ARGGGGGGGG"

"ARGGGGGGGG"

Then a swedish accent laughed "why are you guys screaming at each other naked"

We turned and saw Felix

Me and Mark yelled at the same time "WE WOKE UP IN BED TOGETHER NAKED"

I added "and my ass hurts"

Walked over to a laptop Mark asked "what are you doing"

I replied "booking a flight"

When I finished I went to look for my clothes when i found my belongings I collected them after I got dressed whatever happened last night I'm glad I don't remember it

~~few days later~~

Markiplier pov

Ok yes I do remember having sex with Seán and well he was drunk and I wasn't and I played along pretending I was also on a hangover but i kinda feel bad he left cause he was embarrassed I should have not forced him to do what he didn't want to do

Jacksepticeye pov

I was sitting in my living room playing undertale then Mark texted me I just ignored it for the time being then when I finally decided to check it and it was a dick pick I screamed in embarrassment