Unfortunate events

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I'm Y/N, I'm seventeen, and I fucking hate school, I love food and I just got invited to my best friend Charli's house for the whole year. Now, you might be wondering, why would you be invited to your friends house out of nowhere for a year? Because school is cancelled / online school is a thing now and we wanted to quarantine together. I wanna spend time with my best friend. I'm also very lonely. And hell I don't even have to pay for food which is hella great.


I'm currently waiting for charli and her mom to come pick me up. I'm standing in my driveway smiling at literally nothing just waiting for their car to pull up.
It finally does and Charli jumps out and charges at me, she hugs me and I literally cannot breathe. "C-CHARLI I NEED AIR" I choke out. She lets go and laughs. "Get in the car" she says in a scary voice mocking a kidnapper or some shit "that was aggressive," I say, giggling.
I hop in the car and Mrs. D'amelio starts talking about how she's excited for me to meet Dixie.
Charli sends me a text for some reason even though we're in the same car.

🤠 Charli 🤠: dixie has the big gay

Me: bro what

🤠 Charli 🤠: shes lesbean

Me: Charli

🤠 Charli 🤠: lesbab

Me: CHARLIWJJSURJD

🤠 Charli 🤠: my sister is lesbian

Me: um does she want me knowing this

🤠 Charli 🤠: she told me I could tell you if I wanted to and I want to so

Me: well ok then I guess me and dixie have one thing in common already

🤠 Charli 🤠: indeed 🌚

Me: lmao wtf

I snap back in to reality after Mrs. D'amelio asks why we're laughing so hard.

"Oh nothing mom" Charli says, looking at me and holding back laughter. "Alright girls, we're here." Mrs D'amelio says in an almost tired voice. We get out of the car and Charli opens the front door and we immediately see Mr D'amelio and Dixie.

Charli POV

I attempted to get Y/N to say hi to dixie but she's just staring at her and I don't know what to do. My mom looks at Y/N who's looking at Dixie with heart eyes and looks at Dixie who's looking at her with a gay panic face. I only know what that face is because I'm best friends with Y/N and I live with the gayest person on earth.
"Alright then dixie wanna show Y/N her room?" I ask, finally breaking the silence.
"Oh- u-uh sure!" Dixie says, grabbing Y/Ns arm and practically dragging her up the stairs. Y/N looks back at me with a look that says "HELP" and "wtf is happening". I ignore it and look at my parents, they're looking at each other with their eyebrows raised. "What?" I ask. "Does Y/N have a crush on Dixie?" My mom asks, excited. "Probably, we'll just have to observe how they talk and look at each other." I say, scared of how excited my mom is.

Y/N POV

"okay so this is your room, Charli wants to take you shopping tomorrow to get a mattress and blankets and shit like that." Dixie says, sitting on a bean bag chair she put in my room. "Cool, so where do I sleep because I don't wanna sleep on the floor" i say, literally hoping I can sleep in Dixies bed because I think I'm in love with her? What the hell am I saying it's been ten minutes. Sure, she's really hot and she's amazing but I need to give it time. "Uh you can sleep in Charli's room or the couch." She says, scratching her head. "Charli's room it is then." I say, sighing. Charli is a horrible person to sleep in the same bed with, when we were kids and had sleepovers she would kick the covers off of the bed it was not fun. She still does it nowadays, last time I was here I slept on her floor and I listened to her kicking the bed and rolling around all night. "You dont look like you're looking forward to sleeping in the same bed as Charli , I assume you've seen her going on literal runs in her sleep then?" Dixie asks, laughing a bit.
"Yes, I have. It's gonna be horrible. I might not live through it. " I say, pretending to faint. Dixie laughs which makes me blush and I sit up. She looks at the floor for a second like she's thinking. "You can sleep in my room if you want," she says, avoiding eye contact. "YES- I mean yeah that's fine." I say, trying to not sound too excited. Charli walks in and joins us and sits on the floor. "Hi" she says, smiling.
"Uh, hello?" Dixie says, tilting her head. For some reason this made me die of laughter and I literally roll on the ground laughing and cackling.
"You said two words and she's broken. What the hell have you done Dixie?" Charli says, laughing.
"Give me wATeR!" I yell at Charli while still dying of laughter. Charli almost dislocates her arm reaching for water on the dresser behind her, she gives it to me and I drink it while still wheezing, and it comes out of my nose. This makes me laugh even harder and it makes dixie laugh as hard as I was before. We both fall to the ground dying of laughter next to each other. Charli stares at us like 👁👄👁 for a few seconds before taking a video for Instagram
"These are the idiots I live with. Say h-" Dixie grabs the phone and throws it across the room while still dying of laughter. I literally can't control my laughter and I start cry laughing, Dixie grabs my arm and squeezes it while cackling, I blush at this but I'm already making a fool out of myself anyway so there's not much else I can do to embarrass myself.

Charli POV

"DIXIE WHAT THE FRICK" I yell, running to get my phone, I look over and she grabs on to Y/Ns arm, awww that's adorable I ship it. I say I ship it to everything but this time I mean it.
They eventually cool down and sit up out of breath.
"Okay, what the hell?" I say, sitting with them again.

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