1.)
friend: you were so drunk last night
me: no i didn't prove it
friend: you stuffed my cat in a pillow screaming " ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILLOW PET!!!"
me: well knowing me that would happen 😂
2.)
friend:you were so drunk last night!
me: no i didn't prove it
friend: you put my phone in airplane mode and through it and said "WHY WONT YOU FLY?!?!?!"
me:oh
