My Basement

Part eating 8 farts

Batata: well.. it's complicated..

???: The name is Phoenix, but everyone calls me raccoon shit

encarrotnationpincheputa: what are you doing here?

Phoenix: batata invited me

Batata: NO I DID NOT! You literally flew inside the window

Krabpika launches at Phoenix thinking he might hurt encarrotnationpincheputa
krabpika MISSES and fell on encarrotnationpincheputa's big fat shet

encarrotnationpincheputa: UM are you dating 😏

batata: ugh he wishes

encarrotnationpincheputa: so.. why are you here?

Phoenix: I was on my way to murder millions of people, but I stopped by to meet you guys.

encarrotnationpincheputa and krabpika stay silent as they CRAWL to the bedroom like SPIDERS

Encarrotnationpincheputa: before me and babynugget leave, you seem like you also have powers.

Phoenix: Elemental control, telepathy, telekinesis, time travel, super speed, invulnerability, super strength, teleportation, invisibility, and shapeshifting.

Encarrotnationpincheputa: I'm sorry.. I couldn't hear you. Did you say herpes?

Encarrotnationpincheputa and krabpika giggle as they crawl in their bedroom like spiders

Phoenix: don't treat me like I'm a mortal, coochie. I can murder you in just a blink and make it look like an accident

batata: as if. You wouldn't lay a single hand on me

Phoenix pushes batata down.

Batata: Whatever you have planned. I'm always ready for it

Encarrotnationpincheputa and krabpika rush downstairs when they heard the pew pew pew bang bang

Encarrotnationpincheputa: is everything okay here?

Krabpika: if ur gonna start a ruckus, don't do it in our house. Me and encarrotnationpincheputa were just about to start having fun 😒

batata: we were just.. messing around with shapeshifting. That's all

Encarrotnationpincheputa: LAY A FINGER ON HER AND I WILL BAH BAH COO COO UR POOCHE

Phoenix gets a call.

Phoenix: shit..

Batata: I heard everything. SO BASICALLY THEY SAW PHOENIX ENTERING YOUR HOME SO NOW THEY WILL COME HERE TO KILL US ALL :)

Encarrotnationpincheputa: WHAT IN THE FUKCUS.

batata: yeah. So we have to go. Like.. NOW

Batata KIDNaps everyone in her magic carpet

KRABPIKA GOT SNIPED IN THE ARM

Encarrotnationpincheputa: OH MY GOD BABY ARE YOU OKAY OMG UR BLEEDING PAPI

Krabpika loses balance and falls off the carpet. Encarrotnationpincheputa holds his hand but her hand was very greasy so she accidently let go

A mysterious finger swooshes and grabs krabpika and flies away

Encarrotnationpincheputa: OH NO MY BABEY, WE HABE TO GO TO HIM

batata's magic carpet then gets swish swanged by a ninja and it broke

Batata: UMM ENCARROTNATIONPINCHEPUTA ONE MORE THING. I. CANT. FLYYYY

Phoenix REACHES for batatas hand
Phoenix: why do you always need saving 😒

Batata: WAIT, ENCARROTNATIONPINCHEPUTA!

Encarrotnationpincheputa: oh yeah I forgot to tell you. I can fly hahaha lololol get NOOBED

Encarrotnationpincheputa flys away to find her beby

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