{Biden pov}
"Are you hard yet"? spoke Mr.Trump
Damn right I was hard. I was harder than I had ever been in my entire life. I wanted Donald right now more than ever and I didn't care what I had to do to get him. As Joe thought these devilish thoughts Donald slowly unzipped Biden's pants.
"Donald you're on in five minutes for the speech" Melania interrupted as she knocked on the dressing room door.
[4 weeks earlier...]
I still remember it like it was yesterday. I had just picked Kamala Harris to be my running mate. Trump was... furious to say the least. He was so angry he sent me a text about it.
Donald🙄: Wow, Joe you think choosing Kamala Harris as your running mate will get you the liberal vote? Come on Joey let's not forget your "poor kids can be just as bright as white kids" remark. Next.
Joe Biden: I'm winning by a landslide Donald just say you're jealous and move on.
Donald 🙄: Jealous of what, your stutter?
Biden: Jealous that Kamala got to suck my cock before you did.
Donald🙄: Woah I'm guessing you're forgetting what we did on the yacht. Of course you did, dementia is a bitch.
Joe Biden: blocked
-A week later-
I was speaking to a crowd in Milwaukee. Telling them all about my promises. Showing them how we had to keep the faith and be strong. I was so proud of my fellow Americans at that time. I was proud to be a candidate to lead these people. That all came to a shitty stop when I got back in my limousine headed back home to my wife and a tweet from the orange himself.
He had tweeted how all liberals rigged the elections. As if, he just didn't understand people don't DIDNT want blubbering fools running their country. I put my phone down on the table since I had arrived at home and I took a nice bath. As I sat back and close my eyes I drifted off to sleep. I had dreams of presidency, Kamala and I winning, losing, and for some reason one particularly tanned man.
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{hey I'm the author and ... well you're reading this so you know exactly what you're here for. Im literally an amateur writer so don't except Shakespeare and remember im human and very sinful. This book is completely satire , although the characters are real life people, this story doesn't portray real life events. This book isn't meant for slander, but just for shits and giggles. I hope you like it and get a laugh out of it. {Biden|harris 2020}
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Trump + (Bi)den
FanfictionThe tale of two male lovers in the political scene. One is left and one is right but is their love enough to help them see through their differences?
