{ part 1 (obviously 🙄) }
cassie was never the smartest person alive, obviously, so when she decided that she was best off going onto her indie kid discord chat, it was fate that she would meet an equally stupid person, who was called ardi.
ardi was also not the smartest, so he too decided to go onto the " indie kid 🤠✨" discord chat. which would so happen to be one of his smartest decisions. he had logged on to be met with a message by a user called 'cassie 😽☮️.' curious, he decided to text the stranger;
(10:40) :)) : hello 🇸🇪
why he decided that that should be his opening message, he didn't know. as i said, he's not the smartest. within a few moments, the other had responded with a message of her own. it had read;
(10:43) cassie 😽☮️: hello 😹 who are u lmao
'wow' thought ardi, 'she texts like a baddie'
intrigued, ardi decided that he was going to continue the conversation with this girl.
(10:44) :)) : im but a boy in the stables, working to steal money from my dads bank account but beg strangers for money 😹
'genius' he thought, pressing the 'send' button on his phone keyboard and waiting for a reply
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cassies phone screen has lightened as a notification from the user ' :)) ' had appeared. not wanting to seem as desperate as she was, she decided to wait a few minutes until she replied;
(10:50) cassie 😽☮️: oh aha i get that 😹 so what's ur actual name lmao ?
that was a good enough reply, cassie thought.
{ that took fucking ages and it's bad 🤠🤠)
