Jonathan's mistake

The Calm Before The Storm

A/n: I have seen so many jjba group chatfics so I decided to make my own I hope you enjoy
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*Jonathan adds 6 people*

Jotaro: what the fuck is this?

Jonathan: This is a group chat to keep in touch with family also please refrain from cursing >:(

Giorno: I swear to god Mista if you text me one more god damn essay about how the number four is dangerous I won't hesitate to fuck your ass up so hard you can't walk for a week

Josuke: what type of shit are you doing to Mista-

Giorno: Fuck how do I delete shit

Jonathan: That wasn't a very nice thing to say Giorno :(

*Joseph is online*

Joseph: fuck yeah
* Joseph has changed their name to Hoeseph*

Jotaro:yare yare fucking daze

Hoeseph: you're next Dolphin boy
*Hoeseph has changed Jotaro's name to DolphinFucker*
*Hoesph has changed Giorno's name to Piss Drinker*

Hoeseph:did you guys know that Giorno has drank piss before

Johnny: what-

Jolyne: THATS pretty kinky ngl GioGio

Piss Drinker:you said you promised you wouldn't tell anybody you bitch

Hoeseph: I crossed my fingers

Piss Drinker:fuck you

Jonathan: What is a kink?

6 people are typing..

DolphinFucker:Dont worry about it

Hoesph: you don't want to know

Jolyne: nothing

Johnny: it's not important

Josuke: something that you shouldn't know about

Piss Drinker: nothing you should worry about or know about

Jonathan: You all are hiding things from me I'm the oldest I'm supposed to know everything (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

Hoesph: anyway-
*Hoesph has changed Jonathan's name to JoJo*
*Hoesph has changed Jolyne's name to Butterfly bitch*
*Hoesph has changed Johnny's named to Thicc and Disabled*

Thicc and Disabled: I mean he's not wrong.. but that doesn't make it right

*DIO has added DIO to the chat*

DolphinFucker: what the fuck

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A/n I hope you liked the first chapter I will try to make the other chapters as quick as possible since I mostly ain't got shit to do anyway bye