A/n: I forgot everyone's nick names so pls forgive me if I get anything wrong
Lice man: Can you all please change my name I do not have lice
DIO: The city of lice in your hair say other wise
Lice Man: I DONT HAVE LICE
Cars 2: what are these little bugs doing in your hair then?
Lice Man: You edited that!
Cars 2: No I didn't you just don't want to admit you have little bugs in your hair
Best boi: Stop bullying boss
Pucci: No.
Best boi: kys
DIO: I, DIO, will not tolerate that in my group chat☝🏻
Best boi: tolerate deez nutz
*DIO HAS MUTED BEST BOI FOR 45 HOURS*
Dio:Loser
Lice man: Unmute me
Dio: No.
MmM HaNds: Stop blowing up my phone I'm at work.
Peesdent: Then mute the group chat?🤨
*peesdent has renamed themself*
Valentine: Much better,
Lice Man: HOW COME I CANT CHANGE MY NAME
Cars 2: cause you have lice
Pucci: Diavolo is fighting demons in chat, pray for him🙏🏾
Uwu roar: No thanks
Pucci: Repent you sinner
Uwu roar: No *growls*
DIO: Leave you furry
Uwu roar: Why does nobody like me 😪
Valentine: You eat rocks
Lice man:
This u Kars?
Cars 2: What the hell is that😟
Wham: Who made that
Lice man: Where the hell did you come from
Wham: I've always been here.
Gay cry baby: Come outside we outside your house
Lice man: What.
Lice man: KGHJuOisjwkw
DIO: Damn rip
DIO: is anyone gonna talk?
DIO: damn the gc is dead
* 30 minutes later*
Hol Horse: Howdy y'all
Uwu roar: Leave and never come back
Hol horse: you're just mad that I'm the better cow boy
Uwu roar: funniest shit I've heard all day
Hol horse: Yeah keep laughing when I fuck ya mom
Uwu roar: She's dead..
Hol horse: If there's a hole there's a way
Uwu roar: that's fucked up
Hol horse: Like ya mom🤠
*Uwu roar has logged off*
Hol horse: Ez
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Jonathan's mistake
FanficJonathan and Dio make group chats People get bullied and fights happen